I hated it when that used to happen. Spilling wine is stressful. Arf.
(hope you're ok hun x).
I hated it when that used to happen. Spilling wine is stressful. Arf.
(hope you're ok hun x).
Christ, hope you're OK. Good luck at A&E - you'll need it. Hopefully you've got a decent book to pass the 18-hour wait time.
Nah, it's fine. No hospital needed.
I've always enjoyed the way head wounds spurt, when you dilute your bloodstream with booze.
Still on for the pub tomorrow?
Canadian Ewoks? Fucking nails mate.
Yes sir, the solution for alcohol related injuries is clearly more alcohol.
Someone please find the “my body is a temple, i work out every morning, only eating lentils and super foods Russ” he seems lost.
I left him in Canada while the rest of me is on vacation. Although tbf I'm still eating fairly clean and not drinking much beer, last night was all about the martinis.
….. last night was all about the martinis.
Guaranteed to lead to trouble…
You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?
You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?
Perhaps they'd run out of buckfast?
I bet they still had Madri!
You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?
Not sure there's much English about an espresso martini or a dirty martini.
I bet they still had Madri!
They might have done, but fizzy piss isn't my thing these days.
Dropped a set of step ladders (9 treads) on my head this morning. There was a decent amount of blood. I had some work to sort - see other thread - so needed to do that, have called the Drs and they seem to be taking it about as seriously as I did so I suppose that's fair fucks. I'm not sure what a phone consultation is going to achieve though, its not like either of us will be able to see the hole.
Having to start taking blood pressure tablets