• Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    I hated it when that used to happen. Spilling wine is stressful. Arf.
    (hope you're ok hun x).

  • BrettWilliamspanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Christ, hope you're OK. Good luck at A&E - you'll need it. Hopefully you've got a decent book to pass the 18-hour wait time.

  • Russlens
    2 months ago

    Nah, it's fine. No hospital needed.

  • trickylens
    2 months ago

    I've always enjoyed the way head wounds spurt, when you dilute your bloodstream with booze.

    Still on for the pub tomorrow?

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Canadian Ewoks? Fucking nails mate.

  • Russlens
    2 months ago

    Yes sir, the solution for alcohol related injuries is clearly more alcohol.

  • Muswellpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Someone please find the “my body is a temple, i work out every morning, only eating lentils and super foods Russ” he seems lost.

  • Russlens
    2 months ago

    I left him in Canada while the rest of me is on vacation. Although tbf I'm still eating fairly clean and not drinking much beer, last night was all about the martinis.

  • Muswellpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Guaranteed to lead to trouble…

  • Ingolens
    2 months ago

    You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?

  • trickylens
    2 months ago

    Perhaps they'd run out of buckfast?

  • Ingolens
    2 months ago

    I bet they still had Madri!

  • Russlens
    2 months ago

    Not sure there's much English about an espresso martini or a dirty martini.

  • Russlens
    2 months ago

    They might have done, but fizzy piss isn't my thing these days.

  • Ingolens
    2 months ago

    Dropped a set of step ladders (9 treads) on my head this morning. There was a decent amount of blood. I had some work to sort - see other thread - so needed to do that, have called the Drs and they seem to be taking it about as seriously as I did so I suppose that's fair fucks. I'm not sure what a phone consultation is going to achieve though, its not like either of us will be able to see the hole.

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Having to start taking blood pressure tablets

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