The Merry Christmas thread

Merry Christmas. Just done parkrun in Leicester wearing my Forest shirt.

Watermead?

Merry Christmas cunts.

I'm already bored

Conkers

I was defeated, but you won the war!

Conkers isn't Leicester.

Oh isn't it? Ok.

Back from the pub.

Happy Christmas, hope all you fucknuts are having a splendid day.

Woken up far too early and opened presents with the kids. Went back to bed and have just got up proper. A delight.
Merry Xmas, everyone.

Merry Christmas talkback. Kids happy, dinner cooked and eaten, let the descent into meat/wine coma commence….

Today is the day we get the outdoor pizza oven set up and wifey makes mince pies which is a far cry from yesterday when a drunken Mexican decided to blare his shit music at 500 decibels from his car with the doors open at 430am for hours.

The neighbour next to him was livid and opened the window with her phone in her hand saying she was going to call the police and he flipped her off. Just for the record never ever ever flip off a black woman at 430 in the morning. Things can get ugly very very quickly. I happen to like Rana so offered my assistance. Just a word of warning never ever try and shut up a mental drunken Mexican at 430am in the morning…..

Besides after Rana was done raging I was pretty useless anyway….

No one died…

Merry Xmas everyone!!!!!

Chicago: sleep deprived.

Got away with giving the brother-in-law the two cans of Guinness that went out of date in January with no obvious after effects. Looking forward to finding out if the in date cans get any comment.