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THE END… (A match thread)

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16 May 2024
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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2188 posts
    17 May 2024, 9:19 p.m. 17 May 2024, 9:19 p.m.
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    @RC has written:

    When I had hernia surgery my old chap and balls turned dark purple.

    Temporarily or permanent?

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    RC
    Squad 1510 posts
    17 May 2024, 9:51 p.m. 17 May 2024, 9:51 p.m.
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    I got better.

    Which was a good thing as it made morning wood a painful experience.

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    Brid
    Squad 594 posts
    18 May 2024, 10:48 a.m. 18 May 2024, 10:48 a.m.
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    @RC has written:

    When I had hernia surgery my old chap and balls turned dark purple.

    Were they playing “Burn”?

    [Bit of 70s rock humour there for the kids]

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    Guru
    Squad 1361 posts
    18 May 2024, 2:06 p.m. 18 May 2024, 2:06 p.m.
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    @Brid has written:
    @RC has written:

    When I had hernia surgery my old chap and balls turned dark purple.

    Were they playing “Burn”?

    [Bit of 70s rock humour there for the kids]

    Is that your go to Purple track?

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    18 May 2024, 8:28 p.m. 18 May 2024, 8:28 p.m.
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    I'm going tomorrow. Is anyone else? We seem to be dressing up as referees ....

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    18 May 2024, 8:28 p.m. 18 May 2024, 8:28 p.m.
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    Dark glasses and a white stick?

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2208 posts
    18 May 2024, 9:10 p.m. 18 May 2024, 9:10 p.m.
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    Luton shirts?

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    Russ
    Squad 6401 posts
    18 May 2024, 10:05 p.m. 18 May 2024, 10:05 p.m.
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    First club competition of the year. Tee is a couple of hours before kick off, so once again I will miss the entire proceedings. I may not even bother disabling notifications this time, my suspicion is that Luton will go down a couple early and any mild interest will fizzle out. Forest will probably stumble to an uninspired draw.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    18 May 2024, 10:27 p.m. 18 May 2024, 10:27 p.m.
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    I'm not sure if I've mentioned this but I'm going. The last 2 times I've been we've shipped 5 in each game.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    19 May 2024, 11:20 a.m. 19 May 2024, 11:20 a.m.
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    Hanging around Meadowhall waiting for a lift up to Burnley.

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    Simon
    Squad 6581 posts
    19 May 2024, 11:58 a.m. 19 May 2024, 11:58 a.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    Hanging around Meadowhall waiting for a lift up to Burnley.

    Dressed as a referee, I hope.

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2208 posts
    19 May 2024, 12:57 p.m. 19 May 2024, 12:57 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    I'm not sure if I've mentioned this but I'm going. The last 2 times I've been we've shipped 5 in each game.

    Last time I went we lost 5-1 and pretty sure it marked the end of Schteve's tenure. Jeff_Albertson got a call at half-time from Mrs Jeff_Albertson to say that Little Miss Jeff_Albertson #2 had fallen and banged her head, so we had to be reassured it was OK to stay.

    Got back to my car at full-time, which was parked in the cricket club nextdoor to Turf Moor, and the fucker wouldn't start. Had to call out the AA and wait an eternity for someone to come out. He realised it couldn't be fixed so booked a tow truck, which took another hour or two to arrive. We had to pass the time inside the cricket club (until it closed for the night) and then back out on the car park - surrounded by what seemed to be a never-ending number of inbred extras from Phoenix Nights, who obviously thought it was all hilarious.

    Finally got picked up and set off back down the M6 but the driver informed us he was only permitted to take us as far as Sandbach services. Car taken off the tow truck and we stood around waiting at 3am for the onward lift, which arrived 45 minutes or so after. Dropped off Jeff_Albertson at Chez Jeff_Albertson and it was getting light by the time I got home. Up for work a couple of hours later.

    In short, we win on the shit Burnley experience.

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 750 posts
    19 May 2024, 1:45 p.m. 19 May 2024, 1:45 p.m.
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    Just been sent an email with this title from Peacock (NBCs streaming service):
    “Who will be relegated from Premier League?“

    Okay.

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    Russ
    Squad 6401 posts
    19 May 2024, 1:51 p.m. 19 May 2024, 1:51 p.m.
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    I think Everton look to be in trouble. Still hopeful that Brentford could get sucked in as well.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    19 May 2024, 2:41 p.m. 19 May 2024, 2:41 p.m.
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    Just realised there are 4 live games today. Man City and Arsenal are understandable, as is Liverpool for Klopp's farewell, but Chelsea v Muff?

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2188 posts
    19 May 2024, 3:08 p.m. 19 May 2024, 3:08 p.m.
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    The race for Europe.

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