The Cricket Thread

Amazing.

Realised that I would prefer Australia to win this and don't feel good about it.

I also feel like that. It's strange. I need to have a word with myself.

Why? I've largely stopped following cricket over the last decade due to a lack of broadcasting and occupying myself with big shiny North American sports, but since when did India become less liked as a cricketing nation than Australia?

Not sure they have. I was just saying how I weirdly felt about it.
India deserve to win it for their overall play to be fair. And actually, I don’t give too many fucks either way.

The Indian players are less objectionable, it's just the whole tournament has felt like a stitch up to deliver an Indian victory and it'd be funny for a record crowd to silently file out as australia won in front of nobody.

There is never any excuse for wanting Australia to win. You should feel utterly disgusted with yourself. I would have more respect had you slept with Suella Braverman.

That said, playing the final in the Narendra Modi stadium and India getting truly spanked while he watches on does have a big lining of silver.

I feel ashamed. If it helps in mitigation, by the end I’d reverted to type and was hoping Australia would do the big collapse.
I hear Braverman is good in the sack by the way.

Although not hanging around to see the trophy be awarded makes a case against that.