And tag, don't forget the tag. Will someone please think of the tag.
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They are taking about wires now.
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Cables, not wires.
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That’s what RCs going for.
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Seeing as I was woken up by my bowels at 6:30 on my day off it looks like I’m back on a morning schedule.
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Good poo news. Keep it coming.
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On balance I prefer tit news
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Gammon and Mince are going to Thurso.
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Dropped wife off at work at 9 and needed to walk around town waiting for solicitors to open at 9:30.
Concerned that I hadn't had my morning poo, and could feel a poo coming, I avoided the coffee shops as I had baby with me which complicates away from home pooing.
Got home, had coffee, still no poo.
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Currently pooing.
Have had coffee.
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And they say men can't talk about emotional subjects.
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Drinking coffee on the pan?
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I know a bloke who takes his mug of tea with him when he goes to drop anchor.
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What's wrong with that.
I sometimes take mine to the shower.
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Do you shit in the shower?
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Would require waffle stomping to get it down the drain.
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That is a term I have heard twice in the last month, and it is twice too many.
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I've got a funny story about that. Well,more grim than funny.
