And tag, don't forget the tag. Will someone please think of the tag.
They are taking about wires now.
Cables, not wires.
That’s what RCs going for.
Seeing as I was woken up by my bowels at 6:30 on my day off it looks like I’m back on a morning schedule.
Good poo news. Keep it coming.
On balance I prefer tit news
Gammon and Mince are going to Thurso.
Dropped wife off at work at 9 and needed to walk around town waiting for solicitors to open at 9:30.
Concerned that I hadn't had my morning poo, and could feel a poo coming, I avoided the coffee shops as I had baby with me which complicates away from home pooing.
Got home, had coffee, still no poo.
Currently pooing.
Have had coffee.
And they say men can't talk about emotional subjects.
Drinking coffee on the pan?
I know a bloke who takes his mug of tea with him when he goes to drop anchor.
What's wrong with that.
I sometimes take mine to the shower.
Do you shit in the shower?
Would require waffle stomping to get it down the drain.
That is a term I have heard twice in the last month, and it is twice too many.
I've got a funny story about that. Well,more grim than funny.
