John would probably be the best bum.
10 Apr 2025
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I think the correct term is bottom.
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Nobody has ever used bottom as a verb.
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You've gone worst to best here, right?
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I would put scary above baby and sporty
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Just to confirm you have both heard her (scary) talk?
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Scary and Sporty were always the worst two. FACT.
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True. Although there's an argument that Posh's pout usurps the lot.
World's tallest dwarf and all that.
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Is it the 90s?
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For the second time. We've done this all before and it's all sorted.
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Yeah but people might want to change their mind. It's not like Brexit.
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This is more important the Brexit.
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I was always a Posh and Baby guy, but as I've aged I'm more of the opinion that they're all fairly unpleasant people, I'll keep my willy in my trousers and have another pint thanks for the offer.
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Well done for taking the moral high ground in the which spice girl would you like to hump debate.
Next up: Why Jake won't take on any 5 year olds because he is against punching kids.
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It's not punching kids. It's competitive sport. We can all agree that kids need to learn the lessons of triumph and disaster that sport best provides. Jake clearly wants to limit the development and opportunity that should be afforded to our young people, by dint of refusing to punch them.
What a cunt.
Also. Who in their right mind is listening to a spice girl talk? It's surely tottering on the dangerous precipice of them starting to sing.
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Yeah but back in the olden times when we won the league there was just Debbie Harry.
That was it.
Proper winners.
