Spanish Wet Ham sandwich (A Match thread)

Well they replaced Moyes with the odious Lopetegui. The man who advocates spitting and shithousing. He also managed Wolves so he's a twat.

Anyway, I have nothing nice to say about him. Other than he is going to lose to us. Fuck them! Wet Sham are also without Kunis who got sent off a couple of matches ago because the nice Spaniard probably made him cross. That is optimal as he is a very good player.

Our Serbian Nightmare will probably have fun twatting Antonio and well jarrod Bowen will be in attendance with Ola Aina who if present will eat him for lunch.

At half time, the spanish staff will probably say something racist and the Wet Ham dressing room will have a punch up. So We take them apart in the second half.

So I say, 2-0 to the good guys (wooooooood and Choo Choo CHO) before we run into some pretty tricky fixtures soon.

Chicago: Oddly positive.

Feeling positive on this one. Hopefully that doesn't backfire.

Isn't it a nice feeling to actually look forward to match days again rather than thinking 'who are we losing 3-2 to this week'? I found myself thinking earlier 'HOW IS IT ONLY THURSDAY'?
1-0. Chris Wood hits the triangle button again.

Um...

See below…

Yes But Nuno is our twat. Also I meant to finish the Sentence with “he (Loopytwatty) managed Wolves when they were horrible and he made them worse so he’s a twat”… unfortunately typing between clients doesn’t allow for a lot of thought. A bit like the U.S. electorate..

Anyway please forgive me….

Chicago: Rooting for the good guys.

Oooh editing on the phone on the run. How exciting….

Where’s the delete button?

Chicago: Trying to get back on track.

Edit: is MGW playing?

Also ex Wolves and not a twat.

I never said players were twats. I said Wolves were twats. Big distinction. I love MGW until he gets his big money transfer elsewhere to somewhere like Newcastle and then I will call him a twat. Happy now? Sheeeeesh.

Anyway to clarify, I hate Loopy Tecky. He is a giant knob.

Chicago: Defending my ire.

I'd hope he can do better than Newcastle. (We're better than them at the moment.)

MGW, Wood, Anderson and Jota doubtful according to Nuno in presser. Fucksake. Maybe he's over egging it.

So Jupiter will not be ascending?

There's always Sosa

We'd probably end up with a 1M fine for that.