Shy Moor Folk (A)

I had a stick once. It turned, it turned bad. Ange had a stick once, he threw it away. It came back.

Must win 6 pointer.

2-2.

Fair dinkum for having another go ya little bogan, but I reckon Chic's gonna crack the shits.

3-0 Forest.
Mass wrist-slitting averted (until next week)

No idea what that means. Although I suspect you mean have a mardy because the former T-Shirt baron needs to take over something because he had his business taken over. Classic case of psychological need to take back something that was taken from them.

Anyway, Parker is in charge. He looks like something from Boys from the Blackstuff nowadays. I even think he has a sheep coat. Let's hope we break down Worrall and his ultra defensive backline. They look a bit rubbish upfront but we haven't exactly turned into free scoring merchants either.

Ingo's thread gets him a win. 2-0.

Oh shit Ange is in charge -- 4-3.

Chicago: Supporting cast member.

Remember when we always used to get battered at Burnley?

Limited But Organised 1 Angeball Chaos 2

2-0 to Burnley.

Two players off with long term injuries.

Crikey. He used to look like a WW2 fighter pilot.

Matzo

Nicolo
Milenko
Morato
Nico

Dougo
Bluey
Morgo

Dilo
Jeez
Danno

But Morgo is definitely on thin ice. Could be replaced by Jimbo.

That joke is already not funny.

Oh no. That must be the first time.

Look, mate, he's only sore because Russo sounds like a German discount supermarket metal polish. But, that said, he's got a point. Australians don't get subtlety on account of their extra thick skulls. Therefore there are time honoured rules to be observed here. Here is the team for the weekend, and every weekend and, every midweek fixture from now until Ange fucks off, which is likely to be before Australia (pronounced with 1 syllable) Day:

Key
(C) = In (C)harge of the sheep dip

Also, heads up, noooo poofters.

You right, mate? You're getting a bit worked up, calm your farm. Maybe time to find yourself another Sheila, a bit of nookie might put you right.

Look mate (abbreviated to LM going forwards), too right, a good root sounds like just what the doctor ordered here.

Doesn't Russo play for Arsenal Women?