SHOVE JASPER'S CARROTS UP YOUR BULL RING!

Attempted to channel some Chicago with the title.

This is a game too far right? It must be?

2-1 to Forest.

Jasper Carrott, of course, famously a Birmingham City fan.

Prince William is sad. And Nigel Kennedy.
Hopefully they still will be at full time, but that might rather depend on how many Villa rest for PSG on the Tuesday.

Good God.! But okay…

1-1.

Chicago: Just coming out of treatment

"I was at the Blues game last weekend, I turned to the guy next to me said [cups hands to mouth] 'OI!'"

2 match threads! We're doomed.

I was in a Birmingham curry house with some Villa supporting mates last night, and a few more Bluenoses. After a few beers I led the room in a rousing rendition of 'Shit On The Villa', just for fun.

So I believe we will SOTV, 0-1

No Abbott or Moreira in the squad for the u21s tonight, so assume they are travelling to Villa.

I think Moreira has been out injured anyway

Technically mine was a “where’s the match thread?” thread. So I think we are ok.

"They have a sweepstake at St. Andrews, every game, for the time of the first home goal. Last week I got October."

phew

Rumours are Taiwo out with a hamstring. Jota or Elanga up front? Or a false nine? Unless Woody is feeling better.

This will put the cat amongst the pigeons.

Chicago: Granny Gossip.

I've a feeling Wood might surprise us and be back for this.

Two points behind Arsenal after we win this evening.

Nuno has made three changes for this evening’s game against Aston Villa. Callum Hudson-Odoi comes in for Taiwo Awoniyi, Morato for Ola Aina and Nicolas Dominguez for Danilo.

Looks like Morato lb, Elanga up front, Dominguez wide right?