SCUM! (A match Thread).

I was there in 1994, and I’m here now, feeling the same salty tears streaming down my face. Literallt unable to speak. This is the true essence of why I loves football. An incredible night, which will remain with me forever. We have the best Portugeezer in the league, and I couldn’t be prouder. Nuno Clark Stanley Wood Psycho Telford-Messi. Lightning in a bottle. Break out the vol-au-vents. Chuck out the porridge in a tupperware. Nuno forever.

Same old Forest, always 3-2...
Ahem.

An absolutely world class tactical game by our first team coach.

It fucking worked baby! Wooty wooty woo!

That was pretty good too.

Me neither. I was staggered that he took him off. Fernandes was the one constantly causing us issues and breaking the lines.

They ended up with Maguire launching attacks from inside his own half, which was hilarious.

Tbf, given the decisions he gave and didn't give I was pretty impressed that the ref dug his heels in and didn't just let Onana get on with it.

Yeah, he was a different player in the second half.

“It’s your own time you’re wasting…”

I mean, I'm delighted, obviously. But...does this mean we're going to have to have two match threads for every future match? Sigh.

That was a huge amount of fun. If only we'd got a fourth so they'd all fuck off early. Their defence was shocking; their defending of set pieces reminded me of us last season.

Whatever we did around the half hour mark to stop them running at us centrally in acres of space - can we do that from the start next time?

Re-reading the thread and missed this the first time round. I said EXACTLY the same thing, because it's what my late father - Deputy Head and maths teacher at Gartree (the HIgh School not the prison) used to shout - and I know because my maths classroom was next door and we could all hear him. Every time.

Was there. Thought we were going to get a dicking second half because we were shit. And then we weren't. Morgan was arse. But we won because of moments.

And yes, Bruno going off was a godsend.