2000ad? More like 2000 centigrade!
19 Dec 2023
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There's probably a Fahrenheit 451 joke in there somewhere but I'm too drunk to find it.
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New to me you grumpy comic burning tit.
Do you need some money for the heating bills? My sister in law who ripped off my mum has plenty. Go pay the filching bitch a visit. Say I sent you. Should have enough for the long winter…
Chicago. Charitable.
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Don’t fall for it, Tricky! Before you know it you’ll be pulled into the maelstrom that is Chic’s life, next thing you know an Hispanic fellow will have set up a brass band next door and elderly people are flinging themselves down your stairs.
In the meantime the West Bridgford mafiosi will be offering to do hits on underperforming members of your 5-a-side team (you).
Burn the comics, make them an offering to the incendiary pagan gods of Cotgrave and return to a
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A lot of that made a lot of sense until you brought up Nescafé… now I call bullshit.
Chicago: Still smarting from the earlier stair fall.
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Under 21s cup thingy game against Carlisle is on sky plus at 7 (assume they have to kick off early because of the player's bedtimes). Interesting to see if ManCity goalkeeper is in the team.
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Believe it's also on Forest TV if desired.
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Yoths have just conceded a late equaliser. They look knackered and had spent the last 15 minutes clearing balls upfield only for them to come straight back at the defence.
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I was about to type 1-1 is the new 3-2 but I think we've won it last gasp.
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And now a quite brilliant winner for the young 'uns. Scored by substitute Archie Whitehall.
