Quiz of the week!

Would you eat a rabbit shit for £20 quid?

They are pretty small.

It’s not for me to question this form of scientific endeavour but wouldn’t it be more useful to find out what the price would be?

Of all the animal turds to eat rabbit would be towards the top end of the scale due to size and constitution. My dog certainly thinks they're something of a delicacy. But while I'm not by any stretch a wealthy man, I don't need 20 quid that much.

Assuming a) I’ve had beer and b) it’s a domestic bunny not some infested wild bunny.

Probably.

As a child my big brother convinced me the raisins in scones were rabbit poo.
And as a child I was forced to eat the scones my Grandmother baked rather than be rude and refuse.
So given I'd already emotionally come to terms with the fact that I'd eaten them and learned to live with that, and given they're small and rabbits are vegetarian so have safe poo like horses, I don't think I'd have a major problem with it, and £20 would allow me to put my heating on for a day or two!

Is Ingo an undercover ITV exec on the hunt for a few unknowns to join I’m a Celebrity?

I think he’s finding out the worth of eating rabbit tods, before he films himself eating a pile of them and declaring all them £12s repaid.

You want more scores you eat more shit, simples. Like I say they are only small. You'd probably get 5 straight down the hatch in one go and then bingo, 100 big ones.

How many do you reckon you could manage in a single sitting? 100 tods down your Gregory Peck is £2k. It’d be like eating a box of Poppets.

I'd say 100 rabbit balls is equivalent to about 20 chicken nuggets.

Perhaps Revels are missing a trick here. Chocolate covered rabbit tods would liven up a game of Revel roulette no end

While everyone else tries to raise the price, RC quickly went from accepting the initial offer to offering to do it just for kicks. I guess some people just want to eat rabbit shit.

Only a chance of eating one. Who knows? You might get a coffee or orange Revel!

Tbh though I’d sooner a choccy tod than the raisin Revel.

Choccy Tod really needs trade marking.