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PSR/FFP fun with calculators

Simon
16 Feb 2024
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    Simon
    Squad 6581 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 6:11 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 6:11 p.m.
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    All the people deciding on punishments are kc's

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    RC
    Squad 1510 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 6:12 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 6:12 p.m.
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    It was the accounts plus this promisory “We promiss 2 buy Brennun off ov u for loadz of £££ innit!? Luv Spudz”

    We’re gonna be fine.

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    tricky
    Board 7321 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 6:14 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 6:14 p.m.
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    Cockerkneeist.

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2425 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 6:32 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 6:32 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    Accountants are not well known for their laissez faire attitude to feelz. What did the books say on the deadline?

    The accountants determine guilt, and we are definitely guilty.
    More flexible people will be deciding punishment with more leeway for reasonableness and mitigation.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 7:12 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 7:12 p.m.
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    I've got to do a slightly complicated tax return this year, so I've gone and found an accountant for the first time. He's a Sheffield United fan. After a decent meeting, I did end it with "Your bloody profession are the reason Forest are going down".

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2425 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 8:38 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 8:38 p.m.
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    Dun dun
    The accountants are just the cops, not the litigators or prosecutors.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    1 Mar 2024, 8:39 p.m. 1 Mar 2024, 8:39 p.m.
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    @Mangetout has written:

    Dun dun
    The accountants are just the cops, not the litigators or prosecutors.

    Yeah but that didn't quite work with the bantz I was initiating.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    2 Mar 2024, 7:19 a.m. 2 Mar 2024, 7:19 a.m.
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    Top bantz, Mince.

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    chicago
    Squad 2552 posts
    2 Mar 2024, 3:03 p.m. 2 Mar 2024, 3:03 p.m.
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    You wait until you see what he does to your taxes after that!

    Chicago: Holding you to account.

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    Simon
    Squad 6581 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 4:23 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 4:23 p.m.
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    Appears Leicester (the team we and Everton most directly "cheated") were over the FFP limit for the same three seasons: www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/leicester-city-premier-league-points-9140125

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    dj_bobbins
    Squad 894 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 5:07 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 5:07 p.m.
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    I'm sorry. I appear to have just shit myself laughing so hard.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 5:09 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 5:09 p.m.
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    Happens to the best of us.

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    Russ
    Squad 6402 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 5:09 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 5:09 p.m.
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    TBF, the Leicester fans online don't appear to be having a meltdown about us cheating them into a relegation, they mostly seem to blame Brendan Rodgers, Danny Ward and the guy who owns them.

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    Simon
    Squad 6581 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 5:12 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 5:12 p.m.
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    They sold Fofana for £70m and played without a goalkeeper all season. How did they manage to go over the limit?

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2188 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 5:17 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 5:17 p.m.
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    How come they will not be penalised for the 21-23 years?

    Assume Championship didn't bring forward the date for accounts, so does that mean they get off again?

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    4 Mar 2024, 5:18 p.m. 4 Mar 2024, 5:18 p.m.
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    Well this is (Tre)stellar news.

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