PORTO- POTTY! (A European match thread)

Shit.
Another set piece, another scramble,

Ooh, that looks offside...

DISALLOWED!

He's a geezer, he's a geezer,
He might be a Sheila, who likes locking beaver,
Sian Dyke is magic!

This should be another penalty...

Savona booked for diving but there's clear contact.

Come on Morgan...stutter or no stutter?

Ooh, no stutter because no Morgan...

WOOT!
Please keep your shirt on though for god's sake.

Peak shithousery from MGW. Brice loves to see it.

Does that yellow still count? Or, in this circumstance, is VAR allowed to have it rescinded?

Commentary said it was rescinded

I've not heard 'do do doooo, Geordie Maradonna' before.

Porto (and possibly all these Euro teams) do not, and I cannot stress this enough, “like it up them.”