• 18 Mar 2024, 2:26 p.m.

    This is like you complaining that you have already been punished for the speeding ticket you got last month while the guy who got caught running the multimillion pound corporate embezzlement scheme last year still hasn't been to court.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 2:34 p.m.

    That's a rubbish analogy; when the penalties for us and them both affect other teams theirs affects us, it's not the same is it?

    In your example if Ingos speeding fine was linked to the punishment of the other guy it would be getting towards similar.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 2:34 p.m.

    For someone who is normally shithot at calling out a shoddy analogy this will forever be a blot on your record.

    We did 85 on the motorway. They took Thrust 2 through a built up area. How are they still driving?

  • 18 Mar 2024, 2:36 p.m.

    Isn't that Everton's actual defence?

    Pertinent though...because if Manshitty's case had relegated them in this period, then it might have made it more survivable for us. If that was the argument, then our naive case that "what is sustainable about making us sell our best player at a cut price to an established premier league team, when we can make the club more sustainable by selling him for more, later. Look, we have done. No. Really. LOOK!"

    But of course you'd have to be an idiot to believe it's about that. They say it is...but nothing about the rules, their actions in regard to football funding, keeping the pyramid healthy, and the behaviour towards european competition and the advantage that confers, show that they are lying cunts and it's all about keeping the money where they want it.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 2:40 p.m.

    You can imagine the fury of our glorious leader. We watched Everton get caught in contravention of the rules, kick up a fuss, and get hammered. So when we get caught in contravention of the rules, we don't kick up a fuss, and get punished anyway! What is it this bunch of officious cunts in charge of the rules want from us?*

    * There is a certain section of society for whom the rules are believed to be only for the little people. That's you. Not them.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 2:57 p.m.

    Our odds to be relegated have halved but they're still better/worse than Luton's (there's a better return on our relgation than theirs).

  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:19 p.m.

    They hacked the cameras before they did it, so they show they were only driving at 28. So we're a fixed penalty, all sorted quickly as it's an open and shut case but you have to prove that they actually did anything wrong and it's definitely going to court.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:31 p.m.

    Enjoy this detail:

    Truly an unsolveable mystery who this could be.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:35 p.m.

    So, that's the bit about promotion bonuses, which is contrary what I thought. Also should be noted that Everton's covid add-back was, I think, over £100,000,000.

  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:40 p.m.

    ^ Thinking out loud, could this mean we get an EFL charge if we go down?

  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:41 p.m.

    Um.

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  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:46 p.m.

    Looked like we brought up Wolves but I'm unsure in what capacity:

  • 18 Mar 2024, 3:46 p.m.

    And they are still allowed to keep driving?