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Out of Europe? Time to smash some Newkie Brown Ales then. 4-0, you can all get fucked.

Jake
9 May 2026
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    Jake
    Squad 2294 posts
    9 May 2026, 10:53 a.m. 9 May 2026, 10:53 a.m.
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    They've been shit for weeks, we are several men down. When the shit hits the fan, best response is to down a few Madris. Or if nothing else is available, some Newkies.

    The Saab 900 on your drive, the marmite on your toast, the anchovies on your pizza, the black pudding on your breakfast plate, the Geordies in your population, Ingo's mum on your kitchen table, the Newcastle Brown Ales in your fridge. Lets go out in style. Wreck it all.

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    Simon
    Squad 7871 posts
    9 May 2026, 10:57 a.m. 9 May 2026, 10:57 a.m.
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    If we're 6 points ahead of West Ham on Sunday night, I'll take it.

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    Sean
    Squad 2368 posts
    9 May 2026, 11:08 a.m. 9 May 2026, 11:08 a.m.
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    Marked as best answer by 12 May 2026, 11:17 p.m..

    Can we just stay up and finish this season now please.

    Or just get relegated. Whatever. I'm exhausted.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4365 posts
    9 May 2026, 12:08 p.m. 9 May 2026, 12:08 p.m.
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    Just shake hands on a draw and go to the pub.

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    Ingo
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    9 May 2026, 6:03 p.m. 9 May 2026, 6:03 p.m.
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    This thread is a mixed bag.

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    Jake
    Squad 2294 posts
    9 May 2026, 7:28 p.m. 9 May 2026, 7:28 p.m.
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    Yes, my bag's now empty, and your mum's is full.

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    Lessred
    Squad 2329 posts
    10 May 2026, 8:42 a.m. 10 May 2026, 8:42 a.m.
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    I had a dream that I was watching the game in a box and we went 2-0 up. Unfortunately I then woke up before the match ended.

    So I'm going 2-1

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    JimShady
    Squad 4640 posts
    10 May 2026, 10:06 a.m. 10 May 2026, 10:06 a.m.
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    Got my mate in the programme for the second week running.

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    Charlie
    Squad 2191 posts
    10 May 2026, 10:16 a.m. 10 May 2026, 10:16 a.m.
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    I think we’ll be down to the bare bones of the squad today and likely to lose, making everyone very nervy about the West Ham game. Wish they were playing before us.

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    JimShady
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    10 May 2026, 10:33 a.m. 10 May 2026, 10:33 a.m.
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    @Charlie has written:

    I think we’ll be down to the bare bones of the squad today and likely to lose, making everyone very nervy about the West Ham game. Wish they were playing before us.

    Yep exactly this. Wish Spurs and West Ham had played before us this weekend. Can't see Murillo, MGW or Aina playing. Maybe Sangare? Least Netz can come into the team so we'll have proper fullbacks.

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    Simon
    Squad 7871 posts
    10 May 2026, 10:47 a.m. 10 May 2026, 10:47 a.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    Yep exactly this. Wish Spurs and West Ham had played before us this weekend. Can't see Murillo, MGW or Aina playing. Maybe Sangare? Least Netz can come into the team so we'll have proper fullbacks.

    Don't see Sangare playing either. He'd surely have gone on at half time on Thursday if he was close.

    Expect the team to be close to the Chelsea team with Williams, Anderson and Hutchinson in.

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    Jake
    Squad 2294 posts
    10 May 2026, 1:33 p.m. 10 May 2026, 1:33 p.m.
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    Bakwa preferred to Hutchinson. Maybe with a view to getting him in the shop window?

    I think a 3-4-3

    Sels
    Jair Milenko Morato
    Williams Anderson Domingoals Netz
    Bakwa Taiwo Jesus

    Ortega, Ytes, McAtee, Hutch, Lucca, Wood on the bench, Moreira, Whitehall and Sinclair making up the numbers.

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    zippygotsillyagain
    Squad 181 posts
    10 May 2026, 2:07 p.m. 10 May 2026, 2:07 p.m.
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    Not sure about Milenkovic on the right of the three with Williams pushing up as Perchy has noted. Then again Cunha was no great shakes at RB against Villa

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    tricky
    Board 8158 posts
    10 May 2026, 2:19 p.m. 10 May 2026, 2:19 p.m.
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    I'm warming to Bakwa.

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    zippygotsillyagain
    Squad 181 posts
    10 May 2026, 2:26 p.m. 10 May 2026, 2:26 p.m.
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    I can see why this Sels going down enabled pow-pow tactic has its uses, but it's kinda taking the piss now

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4365 posts
    10 May 2026, 2:29 p.m. 10 May 2026, 2:29 p.m.
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    What's that you say? Forest coincidentally used the Sels injury break to switch to a back 4?
    Fancy that.

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