Other clubs' transfers

Nunes to City gets the HWG. With a bit of luck it has dragged on too long for Wolves to buy his replacement.

Presumably possible in the same way that there were rumours of Ndidi to Bayern, which were laughed off. Guessing his agent is working hard to try and force someone's (likely our) hand.

Ndidi will be fine assuming he is actually 26. There have always been stories that he is older than that and was bumped from the u-21's because of it, but who the hell knows. Urban legends are just that really. Fun but can anyone prove it..

It's like Wilt Chamberlain and 10,000 women. If you think about it, it's probably impossible but as stories go it's the best brag ever. Bit like the most interesting man in the world who did everything but possibly didn't. I like Dos Equis though so am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

So again, let's see if he does come to us. Remember everyone said Iheanacho was Taiwo's mate nailed on and then nada..... (although I would definitely prefer him to Batshit...).

Chicago: Legendary.

He and a couple of other players actually failed a medical test designed to test the veracity of age claims, so it was a bit more than apocryphal. How reliable the tests are, I don't know.

Looks like Liverpool are signing Ryan Gravenberch. Must have been a sleepless night trying to decide between him and Wilfred Ndidi.

Had to Google as never heard of him.

He plays for Leicester, some concerns about his age.

Could we carbon date Ndidi?

Chop off his ankle and count the rings?

Is Serie A is Mickley mouse, what is the Saudi Pro League, Michy Batsauyi mouse?

The USA league is much much worse I'd say.

Palhinha from Fulham to Bayern, Gravenberch from Bayern to Liverpool. Fulham now the ones with the midfield hole in their squad, and a buncha cash to fill it with. Wonder if they try and get Sangare or Fofana.

Losing Palhinha is definitely not good news for Fulham; he’s their best player by some distance