Other club football

Classic "keep it tight for the first 20 and make the crowd edgy" situation. So expect them to be 2 up inside 10 minutes.

Who usually takes months to get up to speed

It is always the exception that proves the rule. Hat-trick on his first game back.

For NZ in World Cup? Assume that's his target not us bunch of losers.

Actually I would favour the opposite as I think they will be edgy and if we go for it and get an early goal could be all over.

Watching on demand TV, whenever I pause there's a splash promo for the upcoming World Cup with a huge picture of Chris Wood and it makes me sad every single time.

Apparently Leeds haven't scored in a month.

Luck always seems to run against you when you're off form. When I play snooker in the league if I'm not playing well then the white goes in off more often, I fail to get position because of an unlucky cannon, and there's always a gap when I try and snooker an opponent.

When my confidence is up, every shot seems to come out nearly the way I played it (I say nearly, because if it came off exactly every shot then I'd be getting century breaks).

As we struggle to score goals, so players feel the pressure and make mistakes rendering the scoring of goals less likely. In situations where leathering the ball may lead to a goal, or at least create a good opportunity, players second guess themselves and look for a possible better option. Hesitancy gives rise to fewer good chances as opponents snuff us out.

Nice to see Summerville not yet fit for West Ham

I know I've said it before but Newcastle really are a very funny team.

I see Nico O’Reilly had another storming game. Unfortunately he plays for Pep who is a total cunt. Maybe the man’s head will explode before the end of the season.

Chicago: looking for positives.

Amusing shithousery on the socialz from Norwich off the back of Farage's visit to Portman Road yesterday.

FTFY

Some wag said they'd rebrand it to Deportman Road.