Other club football

4-1 down now

Noni Madueke started the answer to the first question he faced in his live on-pitch interview by saying he'd like to thank his 'lord and saviour, Jesus Christ'.

The youth who provided the assist for his goal certainly has long hair, but I'm wondering if young Madueke needs to get his eyes checked.

First time since 1953 that Liverpool have lost three games in a row by 3 or more goals. Eat shit you bastard club.

Aberdeen held at home by a Biblical character. Slightly disappointed it wasn't 2-2.

And the floodgates didn't open.

I know it's just some random online click factory making shit up, but please. Please. I deserve this.

Another one I saw was Gerrard as caretaker. I could happily cope with that instead.

I don't like watching the Blunts winning, but hearing "you're not to fit to wear the shirt" from leicester fans 4 minutes in to a game will always be amusing.

Storm front running through Chicago so i have a little extra time at work to take in some football. First Championship game for a while. Stoke vs Hull. Blimey those Championship players are grim to look at. Bit disturbing that Stoke are half decent.

Anyway as you were...

Chicago: Sitting around.

Crisp bowl evacuation after half an hour at 0-3.
Lovely.

The defending for the first goal was comically poor. I really want tricky to watch the build up to it, he'll have an absolute conniption - everything that's wrong with modern football. The second was one of those things, not great defending but a well hit shot through a crowd of bodies. Third was a worldy.

Wout Faes is getting 60 grand a week to be this astonishingly poor.

If i was a leicester fan, I would lose my absolute shit with wout faes every week. That thing he does where he puts his foot on the ball, looks around, poses, waits for a few seconds, looks around and then passes it to the other centre half a minute later, all while they're fucking losing....

Just had a look at Foxestalk for the first time in ages. The Cifuentes out thread is up to page 139.

There’s something off about the crowd noise. Sounds like it’s from a computer game.

Derby into the playoffs in the live table, first premier league staging of the BC Trophy next season?

Can we not please?