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Russ
25 Apr 2023
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    Sean
    Squad 2034 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 3:25 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 3:25 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:

    I've got Huddersfield Town on the phone. They wanted to let you know that you're an insufferable wanker.

    Are they still whinging ?

    Sliding Doors FC really can't take a joke or move oncan they, the yappy hairy small dog botherers.

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    Guru
    Squad 1369 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 3:31 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 3:31 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:
    @Guru has written:

    I think the issue at hand is whether our society fanbase has <been> turned into whingeing, entitled and insufferable wankers on a footballing <every> front <as a consequence of the destabilise and control mechanism>.

    FTFY.

    Whatever.

    I’ve done a IFW formula as I think that is a subsection of society as a whole with more bespoke parameters.

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    Brid
    Squad 595 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 3:41 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 3:41 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:

    I've got Huddersfield Town on the phone. They wanted to let you know that you're an insufferable wanker.

    Clearly fake news. They don’t have effete Southern Jessie things like telephones in Huddersfield. What’s wrong with strapping your message to a pigeon or a whippet like God intended?

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2214 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 3:49 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 3:49 p.m.
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    To the foot of our stairs, tha nors...

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    Russ
    Squad 6439 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 4:04 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 4:04 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:
    @Russ has written:

    I think a sustained period of relative success will turn any fanbase into insufferable wankers. There are plenty of people who feel that way about us.

    Pretty much every word in those two sentences is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Apart from Leicester and Derby, I’m not sure we are seen as insufferable wankers by anyone. And for those two fanbases, it is not due to the “sustained period of relative success”. They thought that when we were in the third tier.

    Bournemouth and Brentford spring immediately to mind.

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2205 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 5:35 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 5:35 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:

    IFW= ((P+C) + £ + (N x £n) + BCQ) x BAS/(T+PS)

    The bracket after the first C is redundant I think.

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    Guru
    Squad 1369 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 5:44 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 5:44 p.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:
    @Guru has written:

    IFW= ((P+C) + £ + (N x £n) + BCQ) x BAS/(T+PS)

    The bracket after the first C is redundant I think.

    Tough crowd.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3855 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 5:45 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 5:45 p.m.
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    AI agrees:

    IFW= (P + C + £ + (N x £n) + BCQ) x BAS/(T+PS)

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    Ingo
    Squad 2651 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 5:55 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 5:55 p.m.
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    Needs more Madri.

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    Guru
    Squad 1369 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 6:28 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 6:28 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    AI agrees:

    IFW= (P + C + £ + (N x £n) + BCQ) x BAS/(T+PS)

    I’m not disagreeing. Would have preferred more commentary on the concepts as opposed to the mathematical syntax

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    tricky
    Board 7356 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 7 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 7 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:

    Would have preferred more commentary on the concepts

    It's clearly cobblers.

    Not that I've actually analytically assessed your hypothesis in full. Glazed over at the first set of brackets. P+C makes absolutely no sense as a factor. Plus there's the units conundrum ( £ is disproportionately going to dwarf other factors - particularly for your Billion level spenders). These things make no sense as purely additive. The whole thing is an ill thought out, wet finger, clusterfuck. More medicine, than science, if you know what I mean. ;)

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    Guru
    Squad 1369 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 8:03 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 8:03 p.m.
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    Thanks for the feedback. It’s true, definitely did not take long…

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    tricky
    Board 7356 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 8:22 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 8:22 p.m.
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    ...you can definitely use some of those metrics...but lets not just casually toss off some F=m+a nonsense.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2651 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 8:26 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 8:26 p.m.
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    Fosters = Madri × Amstel?

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    Guru
    Squad 1369 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 8:40 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 8:40 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    ...you can definitely use some of those metrics...but lets not just casually toss off some F=m+a nonsense.

    I don’t casually toss off at my age. But feel free to knock one out

    …a revised equation, that is.

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    Seven
    Squad 1463 posts
    12 Feb 2025, 9:40 p.m. 12 Feb 2025, 9:40 p.m.
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    Super ending to the scouse derby and amusing watching Liverpool lose their heads.

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