Other club football

He's now been booted out by the golf club, given a lifetime ban at Sheffield Wednesday and arrested by the police. Not sure what else he had on his Monday bingo card, but it's been a busy day.

No problem with any of the rest, although it’s an incredibly dumb way to ruin your life, but you shouldn’t be arrested for being a thoughtless dickhead.

I didn't think much chance for the not annoying but sadly shitter of the two to get something.

Which would be lolz because Lei**ster.

Now 2-0 to the slightly less shit south coast team.

And three. Southampton looked ok until Muff scored but shit afterwards.

Got one back now. 4 minutes to get 3 more, evidently-actually-quite-a-bit-shitter south coast team.

Watching Arsenal v PSG and been really impressed with Achraf Hakimi at right-back. Absolute brute in terms of his pace, power and sheer size.

Former Wolves midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White has retained his place in the England squad.

Manchester United have squandered a two-goal lead in the Europa League tonight at Porto. Currently 3-2 to the home side and Bruno Fernandes has been sent off again.

The New Saints, a Welsh football league side who, Russ will be delighted to know, are based is Oswestry, England, lost away at Fiorentina by just two goals to nil. (28 shots to 2, 80% possession to Fiorentina).

I’ve been at Lazio v Nice. Torrential downpour all game. Last half an hour was laughable. Pitch was a swamp. Ball just stopping as players ran by. Slide tackles galore.
Real old school, but seriously should have been abandoned. But if so, when do you finish/replay the game??
Nuno Tavares was sadly an unused sub for Lazio.

Sunderlands late equaliser is worth finding if you like laughing at Leeds.

It's not the first time he's done something like that either.

Did Leeds buy Matt Turner?

Didn't he go on loan to Palace?