...if only there'd been some sort of historical precedent for footballers having shit haircuts....
...if only there'd been some sort of historical precedent for footballers having shit haircuts....
Imagine a ref turning up for a cup final having forgotten his cards.
Yep. Definitely forgotten them. Decided to wing it, and not make any decisions.
He's found them after Chilwell and Bradley handbags. Gravenberch has already been stretchered off. Some suspensions for Liverpoo - sorry, injury stricken Liverpoo to give them their correct new name - would be nice ahead of next week.
Van Dijk's goal was ruled out because someone blocked a defender? So, if that's right, Newcastle's winner against us should have been disallowed.
Ah, just seen it was offside. In that case, carry on.
The font for Liverpool's players' names has a lower case e. Wonder where they got that idea from.
Here it was art, up there it's just a result of the high illiteracy rates.
Everton have four of their deducted points back on appeal from the first FFP case...
I had the league table open on the BBC website and they just moved up before my very eyes, without anyone playing football. What a time to be alive.
What's more disturbing is that you were livestreaming the league table. On a Monday lunchtime.
You should take this insight into the exciting cut and thrust world of manufacturing as a lesson.
The Premier League largely seem to be making things up as they go along, so I guess not beyond the bounds of possibility that they could randomly add some points to the table for some club.
All good crack, like.
They had a bad day against us, but wet hams are very well coached. When they turn over the ball, they immediately make recovery runs into specific areas. Back four go flat, front four arc across the midfield, and two go in the hole to pick up runs, or so that none of the back four have to come out when the nine goes into the ten position. Distances all good - offering a potential press on the ball, and making passing lanes narrow. All move together.
Don't know what the moaning hammers fans are on about. It's great to watch.
Twat spam putting Bent-ford to the sword. They are mired in with us. It could still be on!
Currently 4-1. How is their goal
Difference?
Chicago: Happy as a ‘Ammer
Brentford getting sucked into the mire…
A man can dream…