It's deliberately twattish behaviour though. Rather than do a huddle in your own half, like normal people, they are asserting their dominance over the pitch by doing it on the centre spot.
Protect the ball from the nasty men kicking it? Luckily there are five thousand backup balls, only protected by a little boy on a little camping chair, eyeing it from a distance of five yards, while it's tee'd up on a peg.
It's remarkable that we ever manage to get a game going without these heroic referees protecting the ball until kickoff.
Any Leroy, 'respecting the ball'....oh do fuck off. You're just a poor mans moaninho.
With Bayern's 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th choice keepers injured and their 5th - a 16th year old - needing a special exemption Dave Save is awaiting the call from Sabener Strasse x.com/israel_ajoje/status/2033566493888200800
I saw a thing earlier that said the only available player in the Bayern squad with senior goalkeeping experience is Harry Kane. They should do it for the lolz.