Other club football

You could probably give that a go at Swansea tonight.

Would Sr prefer the rotavator or perhaps, a scarifier?

I was going to go with my stock response of "what, both of them?" but either works.

A couple of mates of mine (Happy Hammers) were travelling through Spain in May 1980 and just wandered up to the Bernabeu, bought tickets and watched the game. Imagine doing that now.

Amazing true story that

In 2009, we looked a bit lost while looking for tickets outside the Nou Camp and were immediately surrounded by touts offering entirely reasonably priced tickets. Got to watch Barcelona dismantle Real Zaragoza (with Jermaine Pennant) from about 20 rows back.

Elsewhere I see the World Champions lost 3-1 to farmer Kane. Which is nice.

I hadn't realised how much fun commentary of Everton games was.

"Gueye.... for Grealish"

I mean, we all are a little bit, right?

Derby and Sheffield United have both lost 1-0 at home this afternoon, the latter to a 90th-minute goal.

Derby a point and a place above the relegation zone after six games and Sheffield rock bottom with zero points.

We might not have made the start to the season we wanted but we are in the Europa League on Wednesday, It's easy to forget where we have come from.

Fernandes looked offside to me but VAR gives it. Of course.

Is Bindon injured? He didn't even make the bench.