And his replacement has a 17-minute hat-trick (including a penalty which no doubt Sir Harry had been praying for).
If the World club thing can bring back the types of stuffings that no longer happen in the actual World Cup, at least that’s something to recommend it.
I'm not very interested in it, but I am mildly curious if Kane's legs, looked dead.
Even more dead than you'd expect (in his defence, he played (completely unnecessarily) two near-full international games last week).
Usual performance of hiding at the back post waiting for knockdowns/mistakes/penalties, but crosses were being converted by near post runners.
Missed a sitter as he couldn't get his feet sorted quick enough.Oh no. It's completely necessary. If we tried options that actually looked better, then England's premier brand would be damaged. You have to remember, this is money. Not football.
Watching a bit of Soccer Aid. Paddy McGuiness is a really, really terrible goalkeeper.
Don't think I've ever played with a keeper so bad. Surely there's at least one celebrity who can fall on a dribbling ball, and stand in the right place?
I'm sure Jamie Theakston played in goal one year - and understood he could actually use his hands.
Still, it led to my favourite tweet of the evening = 'Paddy McGuinness couldn't save a Word document'.
That's a rich seam.
What couldn't Paddy McGuiness save?
A canned peach.
Cling film
An ISA.etc.
Chris McCausland rumoured to be making himself available next year.
We are being harsh. Talk is that Paddy is good for the dressing room. They should leave him there, and put someone else on the pitch, between the sticks.
Botafogo beat Seattle 2-1.
1 goal each for Jesus and Jair. Cuiabano came off the bench and played the last 20.
Did you watch the game?
I've just watched the highlights. Two headers.
Goals here (Twatter link alert)
Where is he on the Marco Pascolo scale though?
