That means it’s my dad’s birthday. Although I haven’t seen him since before Covid.
He’s alive. He’s just a cunt.
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I've committed to no alcohol until April. My wife has three friends over, drinking since lunchtime. I'm hiding in the kitchen with my eldest, wishing the pissed up cunts would fuck off home.
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I'm quitting as of Tuesday until the end of Feb when I go to Asia. Going to do the February 2000 push-ups challenge, but complete it by Feb 24th when I leave. Average of 84 push-ups a day.
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I am off the booze for at least January. I am cheating somewhat by drinking thc drinks, however.
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I have drunk my bodyweight in wine tonight. Don't feel great. Fuck CJ Stroud.
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It's our 29 wedding anniversary today.
Pray for wifey..
Chicago: Suffering from sticker shock.
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Looking after a friend's dog while he and his girlfriend are on vacation. They keep asking for photos because they are missing her so today I sent a picture of her wearing shades with a half empty bottle of whiskey and an open pack of cigarettes next to her. Tomorrow she'll have a cutting board with a pile of white powder along with some lines, a credit card and a rolled up note. Sunday gets a bit more difficult as while the foil and lighter are easy, I'm going to have to find a syringe from somewhere. And they better come home Monday or I'm going to be working the phones to find someone willing to tattoo a dog.
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Bought a new laptop a week ago. Was planning to use it as a windows 11 machine, for where I needed access to one.
Just wiped it, and put nixos on it.
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It’s good to be a child. In order to de_stress form that Brentford game I stripped off to shorts and both g else and sprinted around the quarter mile block in a snow storm and -20c weather and then mooned the wife. Somebody called the police which is funny because I wasn’t naked as I didn’t want anyone to laugh at me.
ICE will probably chase this ex-Pat down as a dirty foreigner but I would like everyone to know my bum is clean!
Chicago: Being a silly bugger.
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Went to see Russell Howard this afternoon, absolutely brilliant and a welcome relief from the crazy world.
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When my phone has no reception it loads a cached version of this site, which is from the day Nuno was sacked.
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Mine goes to the point where Sosa scored against Exeter.
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I still navigate to the old address only to get told there is nothing there.
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Settle down, Bob Dylan
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Bought a Nexus 7 tablet off eBay for £14. Hoping I can install an unofficially maintained version of Lineage OS on it then use it as a control unit for my cheap AliExpress home automation devices.
My wife thinks I'm trying to burn the house down.
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