Mundane Moments

The thing everyone always overlooks when it comes to talking about the zombie apocalypse is the overwhelming likelihood that they'll be a zombie.

Is being a Zombie that bad? Not a care in the world those guys I reckon.

Apart from the never ending search for brains. So not that different to regular 21st century life, I guess.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m thinking in terms of minutes - best case scenario a week or two - before I’m incapacitated. I just want to revel in the first moments of insanity.
Other apocalyptic scenarios, I don’t expect to fair much better.

As one ex-military account I used to follow put it “why are preppers stocking up on guns when they should be stocking up on seeds?”

The amount of people dying from easily preventable/treatable accidents and diseases in this county, should the apocalypse ever happen, will be something else. Certainly if the reaction to Covid is anything to go by.

Because they think they'll steal your seeds.

Jokes on them. I’ll be into the dog food before the regular stuff runs out.

Of course I assume that I will be a survivor when the zombies come.

This is astoundingly poorly supported by evidence of any of the skills required to do so. I cannot fight, have no engineering or medical skills, and all my success to date in farming has been in Stardew Valley.

My most useful attribute will be ‘not as stupid as most people’ but, tbh, I don’t think that gets you through more than a few days.

As I tell the missus “I don’t need to outrun the zombies… just you…”

Does anyone have any experience buying from ukkits?

Grandson has outgrown his shirt and am reluctant to pay club shop prices given how quick he is growing.

£19 for this season's shirt. Of football shirts weren't made of shit material I'd buy one!

Is this a kind of knock-off version of the official kit or something? I'm a bit confused what you're going on about..

I don't know if they do football shirts, but the big one that a lot of NFL and NHL fans use is DHgate. Apparently quality is pretty decent.

They do - DHGate Forest shirts are very popular.
Link to our future Chinese overlords here

At the semi final last year, the fakes were really obvious- they were a different colour, slightly orangey. No idea whether this years are better.

I hope you sneered at them.