Mundane Moments

The only snakes we have here are garter snakes, they're completely harmless. Poor thing was as scared as she was, I just had to pick him up and put him in the flower bed.

If you have a snake or two around you don't have mice.

I like mice, I liked snakes too until mine got a bit big and powerful, and needed feeding proper mice rather than pinkies.

I don't mind either creature, but I don't want either in my house either.

Was getting a bit itchy above my top lip this morning. Checking in the mirror, a particularly aggressive nasal hair had sprouted and was sticking out of my nostril. A surgical procedure with a pair of nail scissors soon dealt with it.

Get a nose hair trimmer. It's not something I'm particularly afflicted with, but I do use it every month or so and it's nice to have a clean and fresh looking nostril. I feel this is particularly important for me given the relative height of Mrs Shady.

Despite the supposed abundance of murder-noodle’s down here, I have yet to see a snake in the wild. I was a big brave boy and had a big (non-murder) one draped on me when, for some reason, the DIY store was having a ‘drape snakes on people day’. It was kinda great. Snakes are ace, it turns out.

The satisfaction of pulling out a really thick hair now and again puts me off this device.

Nasal hair plucking makes me sneeze. Alot.

Me too but I love it.

It's handy when you want to end a car call and also who doesn't love a crunchy bogey hair snack?

I have a nasal hair trimmer. However, this particular nasal hair was far too long for the trimmer, so it required scissors. I do like to pluck now and again, with the attendant sneeze, but Graham told me that he did that once and the area around the folicle became infected. I've been a bit wary since. You become more afflicted with said nasal hairs the older you get I've found.

Ears too.

I also quite enjoy finding and plucking the odd rogue eyebrow hair that has a got a bit out of control and 'Dennis Healy' without my noticing.

Also known to bring on a sneeze, oddly.

Just ordered a French Horn mouthpiece to see if I can make it do a noise.

I’ve always wanted to be able to play the French Horn.