• BrettWilliamspanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Shady's most likely had a flagon of that at a pop-up craft ale festival in Camden (and ridden his fixie home afterwards while intoxicated, the rascal...).

  • Dave_Ravepanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Home to Sheffield? Well, he'll be sober by the time he gets there.

  • BrettWilliamspanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Possibly. Was more referring to his time in the Smoke. Deep saaf, wasn't he?

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    More like central Saarf thanks.

  • dj_bobbinspanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    I've a question. I'm slightly hesitant that this is going to make me look like an ignorant elderly Reform voter but I do genuinely need to ask as I can't find an answer online. I recieved a marketing email this morning. In the guys email footer, he'd written the following.

    "Regards,
    First Name, Surname (He/Him) O+"

    What's the O+ about? Surely he's not telling me his blood type?

  • Jeff_Albertsonhelp_outline
    4 months ago

    Talking of "wokism" (I don't think this is, but it would probably be branded so if the Mail or Express had some space to fill). Bought Cluedo as a Christmas present and didn't realise some of the characters have been changed. We now have Chef White, Solicitor Peacock and Mayor Green (alongside Miss Scarlett, Prof Plum and Colonel Mustard)..

  • Simonhelp_outline
    4 months ago

    I don't know about woke but "chef" and "solicitor" aren't titles that are used as honorifics (certainly not in the UK, Americans seem to love to refer to Gordon Ramsay as "Chef Ramsay"), so they don't make much sense.

    Presumably the (perceived) issue was that none of the woman were referred to as professionals, while all the men were.

  • Loaferpanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    A chef? A white-hatted ponce? That's not a real profession.

  • KarlMarkpanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Due to a typo almost signed off an invoice email with "Retards, Karl Mark". Fortunately I noticed prior to sending.

  • Jakepanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    I sent a letter to someone last month with regards to their employment as "After School Ass". Our database doesn't offer enough characters for Assistant.

  • KarlMarkpanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Presumably this is a top public school?

  • RCpanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Sounds more like a bottom oneā€¦

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Outranks you.

  • Russlens
    4 months ago
  • KarlMarkpanorama_fish_eye
    4 months ago

    Got my first match in the snooker league tomorrow night. Went to have a game for some practice this evening and someone has left a massive tear in the cloth on the table I'm supposed to be playing on. I did ask if we could treat it like ground under repair in golf and move the white ball.
    We're moving to a different table.

  • trickylens
    4 months ago

    Was looking for my box of usb memory sticks. Found a pair of football boots and some washing line pegs.

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