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Ingo
17 Apr 2023
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    Charlie
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    20 Jul 2024, 4:28 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 4:28 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:
    @Charlie has written:

    fannies?

    Which side of the Atlantic are we with this word?

    Our side.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3871 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 4:30 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 4:30 p.m.
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    @Charlie has written:

    Aren’t rose tattoos meant to signify fannies? Genuine question.

    Excuse the bluntness, but do you mean, if you have that tattoo, you are a fan of vagina?

    Or that you're a bit of a wimp perhaps?

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    tricky
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    20 Jul 2024, 4:33 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 4:33 p.m.
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    @Charlie has written:

    there was a John Irving novel about tattoos. Just checked, there is. ‘Until I find you’, about a Canadian woman who is a tattoo artist.

    I've read that. One of my favourite authors. I don't really remember it.

    Don't fiction writers sometimes make things up?

    @JimShady has written:

    if you have that tattoo, you are a fan of vagina?

    Or that you're a bit of a wimp perhaps?

    Or could just like roses?

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    Charlie
    Squad 1844 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 5:01 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 5:01 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:
    @Charlie has written:

    Aren’t rose tattoos meant to signify fannies? Genuine question.

    Excuse the bluntness, but do you mean, if you have that tattoo, you are a fan of vagina?

    Or that you're a bit of a wimp perhaps?

    That you like a vagina. Probably digging a hole for myself now by getting things horribly wrong, but I thought some gay women had such tattoos for that reason.

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    Muswell
    Squad 351 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 5:07 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 5:07 p.m.
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    Your getting to grips with this mid life crisis quite nicely.

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    Russ
    Squad 6457 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 5:16 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 5:16 p.m.
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    *you're

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    Sean
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    20 Jul 2024, 5:29 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 5:29 p.m.
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    I'm looking forward to the next installment when Russ announces he's just bought a Harley or Indy somesuch and is embarking on an unplanned East to West coast Trans Amaerican road trip on his hog with nothing but a small saddle bag and a credit card.

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    tricky
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    20 Jul 2024, 5:33 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 5:33 p.m.
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    He should get the commemorative tattoo first. See how he goes.

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    Russ
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    20 Jul 2024, 5:41 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 5:41 p.m.
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    Not interested in motorcycles, I like being alive. We are planning to rent a convertible 911 tomorrow and go for a drive in the Hollywood hills if that helps.

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    RC
    Squad 1514 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 6:13 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 6:13 p.m.
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    Say that you like living, then you appear to be setting yourself up for a Paul Walker tribute death.

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    Charlie
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    20 Jul 2024, 7:22 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 7:22 p.m.
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    Have decided not to google vagina rose tattoo.

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    tricky
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    20 Jul 2024, 8:15 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 8:15 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    Not interested in motorcycles, I like being alive.

    I've never driven a motorcycle on the road (despite having held a provisional licence for them since the age of 17). That is entirely my rationale.

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    RC
    Squad 1514 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 8:46 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 8:46 p.m.
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    I fucked about on a little 125cc for a bit when I was a young lad. After coming off that twice I figured I’d be dead within a week if I got anything bigger/faster, so finally booked in for driving lessons

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    Ingo
    Squad 2666 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 9:22 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 9:22 p.m.
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    So there was a fit bird in a bar and Russ liked her tattoos so copied them. Have I missed anything?

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    Ingo
    Squad 2666 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 9:26 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 9:26 p.m.
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    He was also a bit wazzed up.

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 751 posts
    20 Jul 2024, 9:45 p.m. 20 Jul 2024, 9:45 p.m.
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    @Charlie has written:

    That you like a vagina. Probably digging a hole for myself now by getting things horribly wrong, but I thought some gay women had such tattoos for that reason.

    I’ve never heard that but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a thing. Traditionally they mean different things depending on where you are in the world. Mostly love or romance.
    Caveat: I have five tattoos with flowers of some description as some part of them. Three have roses.

    My midlife crisis has been cracking along for years now. The most recent evidence being a record collection that’s taking up far too much space in our front room and a sizable chest tattoo (shoulder to shoulder, just below the neck to upper stomach). Sternum shading was, by some distance, the most uh.. ‘challenging’ tattoo session yet.

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