It's not allowed in Scotland. Stereotypes are true sometimes.
Not quite sure what happens on the London to Edinburgh train. I presume there's an amnesty.
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It's not allowed on ScotsRail since being introduced during the pandemic under some stop the spread ruse.
On LNER however you are free to get as shitfaced as you like.
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Only the Sheeple obey these rules. Our MP Andy is helping to spread the truth.
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Sat next to "Carra" in a cafe in Crosby (Liverpool) this morning.
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And opposite the king? (judging by those fingers).
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I quite enjoyed that pic of Carragher doing the rounds a while back with him looking like he was canvassing to sign people up for 'unbeatable broadband'.
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Did his spittle reach you from there?
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Nice backheel assist tonight.
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Not sure if this complex Easter Bonnet I'm making is going to be ready for the Palace game.
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Working from home today, I looked out the window and witnessed a magpie pecking away on the lawn at what looked like cat shit, before flying off with it in its beak.
Guess it saved me the job of clearing it up.
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Infantile
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Are you making Leicester gags with it?
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I live in the path of totality for next week's eclipse. They're warning us to expect a lot of traffic in the village as people apparently will come and sit on our beach to watch it. I should probably make the effort to go and get some of those fancy glasses to watch it.
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Looking at the sun directly always comes with some degree of hazard. You might want to consider a telescope focused on a screen. Or watch it on local news. Or better still don't bother at all. It's not like you are an Aztec and don't know what is happening.
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Get a welding mask and tell Icarus here to go fuck himself.
