You know when you got engaged and bought a ring…
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Cubic zirconium?
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Someone didn't pay attention in chemistry at school. "Carbon in the form of graphite or carbon in the form of diamonds"
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Lucy in the sky with graphite would've been a shit song.
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Yeah but graphite is a girl’s best friend.
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Exactly.
Carbons are forever. -
So is Jim Diamond the hardest musician?
And is he related to Carbon Miranda? -
Russ likes a carbonara....must have nails for teeth!
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Would go a long way to explaining that jawline.
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Hush. Remember the first rule of Graphite Club.
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2b or not 2b?
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Lead from the front?
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Does Tricky have a pub or was it just a blob of mustard or a piece of undigested beef causing a fever dream?
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Maybe 'the pub' is what he calls the prison canteen and the 'guests' were actually inmates.
Move over Christopher Biggins, there's a new Lukewarm in town. -
The sofa I sit in is now really uncomfortable. The springs have gone (one of them is sticking out the bottom touching the floor).
Thinking of replacing with one (or even two) reclining armchairs.
Anyone got any recommendations? La Z Boy is the main brand I've come across few years back when I looked then but didn't buy.
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La-Z-Boys are terrific if you have absolutely zero interest in design or style.
