Mundane Moments

I thought this was a merry tale about class in 21st century Leicester.

To be fair to the run down city, we’ve played other teams from it with no issues. And town sides who are utter cunts. I guess it depends on the coaches philosophy more than anything.

My boss just told me off for working too much and too hard this year, and that he doesn't want to see my laptop logged on after Friday until the new year.

Never been accused of working too hard before.

Fucking Hell that’s a capital offense in ‘Murica.

I think I need to sneak over the border Handmaid’s Tale stylee

Chicago: Breaking for freedom.

Sure he said working and not wanking?

Definitely, I lost my temper in a meeting a little bit which is what caused him to say it. Wouldn't have been anything like as annoyed if I'd been wanking.

I get you. Work is hard sometimes when 60% of the people are imbeciles.

I can't figure out whether Russ means he wouldn't have been as annoyed if he had been wanking in the meeting, or whether Russ's boss wouldn't have been half as annoyed if Russ had been wanking in the meeting.

And then you spend your spare time running this place...

Bought some shower gel on Wednesday and left it on the kitchen counter intending to take it upstairs at some point.
Current bottle of shower gel was running low on Thursday, and I reminded myself that I must take it upstairs. Current bottle ran out yesterday, and reminded myself that I really must bring up the new bottle. Going to bed last night, I saw the shower gel in the kitchen and thought I really must bring it up. Got in the shower this morning and realised I had left the new bottle downstairs. Do I get out of the shower, brave the cold downstairs whilst wet, or do I use one of the random half-used bottles that seem to breed in every shower in the country? Opted for the latter course and washed in "coconut and Shea butter" and am now drinking tea in the kitchen reminding myself to bring up the shower gel I'm looking at.

Can I suggest migrating it to the bottom of the stairs? It might arrive in the bathroom by Christmas if you do.

Remembered to take the shower gel up yesterday so today I smell of black carbon, apparently.

Does carbon come in any other colours?

I thought Carbon was his new boyfriend and that KM was a massive, gay racist.

You know when you got engaged and bought a ring…