I love cologne and so do the chicks. My go tos are Paul Smith, Obsession by Calvin Klein, and something by Jean-Paul Gauthier
It's almost JPG Scandal season.
A bit sweet but the parfum also has a kind of spice edge, but not very office friendly.
My go to for that is still the surprisingly inexpensive L'Eau Bleue d'Issey, which is an apparently discontinued but still widely available flanker to the original, green fougère frag, despite not being marketed as such. A very subtle and classy compliment puller if that's your sort of thing.
I go with reek of tricky. If that is not smelling so good, I wash. If the chicks don't like it, they can fuck off.
I'm not dousing myself in inflammatory liquid, and rubbing chemicals stabilised in petroleum products all over myself. I don't know why cancer rates are up across the board, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was because of this sort of idiocy. Humans are supposed to smell of human. Not Jean Paul Gaultier's wet dreams.
I imagine JPG’s wet dreams smell very human though.
Just not very pleasant.
Maybe his spunk smells nice.
Long ago established in the Talkback annals of yore to be mostly 'wee', I believe.
He probably eats a lot of pineapple.
Diamonds by Armani is another good one.
Hint of puddle?
Jus of puddle, surely? With some Chinese 5 spice and marmite.
Jus Puddle Goatyaids?
Working from home with BBC Final Score on in the background.
Ellen White off (of) Wimmin's Football seems very enthusiastic. Excitable, even.
I think I quite like her.
Why are you working from home on a Saturday?
Apart from when she’s pointing at the TV screen she’s watching, but which is off camera, so you have no idea what she is pointing at.
Because I have (had) work to do.
I'm fucked if I'm going in to do it though on, as youbsay, a Saturday.
Office closed?
