Mundane Moments

With hilarious consequences.
This stuff writes itself.

I have my eye on one of those.. I currently have the S22, definitely due an upgrade but I can't decide whether to go for the S24 or wait for the S25 given there's technically nothing wrong with my current phone (although the battery is getting tired)
I don't like odd numbers though.
For me a good camera on my phone is an absolute priority. I am a photographer and for small things like social media it almost matches a DSLR. The built in editing software is really good and the pen is something I couldn't live without now.

Oh they are going to use AI to make everyone’s pictures good. I think that probably means paying Bangladeshis 5p a week to swap them out for stock photos of better looking kids.

In racist news my sister has the dentist at 2.30 so I've just asked her if her dentist is Chinese. She didn't get it.

Gave Mus kudos on Strava to make his day.

Have you ever asked her about wheelie bins, you racist fuck?

Edit: Replying to ingo. Obvs

Strava addicts are like people with those stupid fitness trackers. "Oh no, my watch died! I lost all those steps!"

Would you like to follow me on strava Russ?

Did she go of her own accord?
(Oh sorry, that was yesterday’s joke)

I’ll now have an extra bounce in my step all morning.

I hope its cold tomorrow morning or I'm going to be scratching around for material.

Does your tracker track 'step bounciness'?

Racialistism jokes is old hat now anyway.

It's all about the weight, body and mobility shaming.

So if you know any gags involving fat cripples being wheeled into a bar, you're onto a winner.

Loaf's mum?

Shocked face!