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Ingo
17 Apr 2023
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    Sean
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    11 Aug 2024, 12:28 a.m. 11 Aug 2024, 12:28 a.m.
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    Facist.

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    Mangetout
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    11 Aug 2024, 10:42 a.m. 11 Aug 2024, 10:42 a.m.
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    @Sean has written:

    Facist.

    Inti-fada.

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    BrettWilliams
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    12 Aug 2024, 2:48 p.m. 12 Aug 2024, 2:48 p.m.
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    Is there a way to eat Bombay Mix without dropping most of it? Bought some for the first time in ages at the weekend and pretty sure most of it has been lost to the floor.

    The bits that survive are a nice accompaniment to a cold beer, though.

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    Dave_Rave
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    12 Aug 2024, 3:37 p.m. 12 Aug 2024, 3:37 p.m.
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    I expect Tricky would put some in a wrap. With some custard. And a bit of horseradish.

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    tricky
    Board 7350 posts
    12 Aug 2024, 3:45 p.m. 12 Aug 2024, 3:45 p.m.
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    Don't be silly.

    Sprinkle some on porridge.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 3009 posts
    14 Aug 2024, 12:31 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 12:31 a.m.
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    During a post exercise bike / pre lunch shower Mrs Rave burst into the bathroom. Ooh! Oh. She had merely come to say that from her 3rd bedroom office window she'd witnessed our next door neighbour getting a knock from the police. Obviously the window was open due to the hot weather but all Mrs Rave heard was 'we will explain it to you in the custody suite' as they led him away. Our neighbour is a mild-mannered 60 something whose wife died before we moved up here and he has become a sad alcoholic widower. Always friendly to us and he and his family (son and daughter both married and live locally) were extremely grateful last summer when he fell down his back garden stairs - I heard him yelling for help and rushed to treat him and call an ambulance. His daughter and I swapped numbers for an 'in case' scenario. Today I ummed and ahhed about ringing his daughter to tell her 'I think your Dad has been arrested'. In the end I didn't. I decided to leave it to the Police or him. According to Mrs Rave he returned late afternoon clutching some official looking paperwork with his son plus wife in tow - and not his daughter.
    I can't imagine him 'doing violence'. He's an old drunk. He might've made some 'unfortunate' comments. Whatever. I'm now wondering if I should've phoned the daughter. I didn't think it was my call to make.

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    Russ
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    14 Aug 2024, 12:38 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 12:38 a.m.
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    I think you made the right call. It's definitely his decision who knows about something like that. Well, and the rozzers'.

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    Dave_Rave
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    14 Aug 2024, 12:55 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 12:55 a.m.
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    Thank you. I'm not sat here on a few glasses of wine looking for Hunsbook style validation, I just can't help wondering whether I should've. Or not.

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    Sean
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    14 Aug 2024, 8:05 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 8:05 a.m.
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    I wouldn't have. As Russ says, I'd have figured it's his or the police's decision.

    It's not a medical emergency and it doesn't sound like he was in mortal danger (insert restrained and tasered gag here).

    If I was nicked, I'm not sure I'd appreciate the neighb's unilaterally deciding who needs to know. So well done hun. X.

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    Jake
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    14 Aug 2024, 9:16 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 9:16 a.m.
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    He's probably been looking at kiddie porn on the internet. Message his daughter and spray paint it all over his front door.

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    Sean
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    14 Aug 2024, 10:12 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 10:12 a.m.
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    @Jake has written:

    He's probably been looking at kiddie porn on the internet. Message his daughter and spray paint it all over his front door.

    I'd have gone for brown illegal immigrant muslimist terrorism plotter, so probably best go with both just to make sure.

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    Jeff_Albertson
    Squad 1231 posts
    14 Aug 2024, 10:26 a.m. 14 Aug 2024, 10:26 a.m.
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    @Dave_Rave has written:

    Thank you. I'm not sat here on a few glasses of wine looking for Hunsbook style validation, I just can't help wondering whether I should've. Or not.

    You should me messaging the daughter now, to check the neighbour is alright. And hopefully find out what went on, so you can share it with your Talkback "friends".
    Deffo sounds like a nonce raid tho.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 3009 posts
    14 Aug 2024, 6:39 p.m. 14 Aug 2024, 6:39 p.m.
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    @Jake has written:

    He's probably been looking at kiddie porn on the internet. Message his daughter and spray paint it all over his front door.

    The bastard has 2 front doors. Need more paint.

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    RC
    Squad 1511 posts
    14 Aug 2024, 6:45 p.m. 14 Aug 2024, 6:45 p.m.
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    I’m going to guess at goat porn.

    Unless he’d recently talked about befriending a troubled teen recently. In which case I’ll guess at noncery.

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    JimShady
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    15 Aug 2024, 8:40 p.m. 15 Aug 2024, 8:40 p.m.
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    Doing bingo again.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2648 posts
    15 Aug 2024, 8:43 p.m. 15 Aug 2024, 8:43 p.m.
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    From noncery to gilf hunting in one post. Good work Mince.

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