Sorry, but we really need the points.
3-2 to the famous team.
No Kieffer Moore! They’ve had two days less break! New goalkeeper! 2-1 defeat.
Worst thread title ever?
3-1 to the ones you don’t want to win
The Russians?
3 replies and we're on Putin, well done.
The tories?
Seeing as you are can't make Hitler jokes these days without some 17 year old kid shitting their pants maybe Godwin's law requires an update. I'd like to propose Russian Influence as Godwin's Law 2.0.
Same thing, Jim.
I approve this message. Jim 7 is angry about the caps rage but it is warranted.
Taiwo masterclass coming. 0-2 to us! (Although asking for a clean sheet is a stretch but hey ho).
I hope Felipe is fit enough to have a shot at twatty solanke.
At least we have a goalkeeper tall enough to stop those looping headers.
Ingo for President!!!!
Chicago: On the campaign trail!
Finally a man of taste. I knew you'd approve.
Head in hands emoji
When we win you won’t be so grumpy!
Chicago: On the right side of history.
The Met Office is expecting wind gusts of around 20 km/h at game time.
This should cause the stadium roof to fall off (again !) and the game would be postponed.Maybe we should say the bus couldn’t make it because of the wind and return when all the AFCON boys are back.
I would.
Fuck the muff.
Chicago: Living In The Windy City.
Winky thing
He's one of those "feels like he always scores against us but probably doesn't" players. 4 goals in 11 games.
We will lose because of the typically shit thread title, obviously.
