MAN THE BARRICADES! (A Match thread)

Spunk spunk spunk

The only change I can see is McAtee for Dominguez on the bench.

We've also fucked Douglas Luiz it seems.

Twang!

Ho hum.
Casemiro header from a corner.
Might get the Playstation back out.

Dawson - terrible defending, but it wasn't a corner.

Conceding from a set piece? Surely not?

Can't score.
Can't defend (especially set pieces).
200 million spent and nothing on the bench that makes you think 'game changer'.

Still not sure what we were thinking when we signed Savona. Apart from "wooo Juventus".

I’ve always been in the I’ll look at the league table after 10 games camp.

I’m looking at it. We are utterly fucked.

Seven shots, one on target. This is not unusual. Are we shooting when we should be passing or is our shooting really that rubbish?

Most of our shots are pretty speculative when the attack has run out of steam and noone's available.

Turns out the SHINY did not make us happy people.
Fuck you Michael Stipe.
Presumably we'll stick on Taiwo and Hutch with about 25 minutes to go for the latter to stick crosses in the vague direction of the former, which Man U will deal with easily. Throw in some willd shots from outside the box, a Yates booking and a late Man Ure 2nd goal and I'll be ready for beer and Bayern v Bayer.
Happy Saturday, everyone!

Nice work.