MAN THE BARRICADES! (A Match thread)

I am off to Vegas and Utah for hiking and hiding and hoping to catch some rays from the newly announced Nuclear testing programme. Unfortunately nobody seems to have jumped in an taken the ball by the horns as Ingo is tired from all his spunking and Shady ...well he's just Shady...

So the Scum have found some form with high pressing (see Bournmouth..) and a bit of Mbueno and Cunha. Sesko is rubbish.....

They have scored 11 compared with our miserly 1 since Burnley..... Bruno has a face you want to smack and wouldn't it be great if that handsome retired Brazilian just came back for the match and headbutts the cunt in the tunnel.

Dyche has a job on. We need to look like we have the capacity to create a chance. Who plays? I am guessing something similiar to the Muff team line up but with more rested players. Not sure Chris is ready yet (saving him for leeds?). Jesus or Taiwo? Dunno. Some fucker who can twat the Yoounited defence.

This is the new era for shithousing. Can the Ginger prince pull something out? Maybe we need to brentford them... That is their last loss.

What we do need to do is get mad. Get some Douglas Luiz juice in us and go hard at them! Maybe MGW plays for his move there....

Good luck boys. I will be in the desert with some mushroom chocolate and a bottle of bourbon.....

Chicago: Leaving it in the hands of the footballing Gods..

Obviously the result will hinge on whether Amorim wins Manager Of The Month.
Assuming that it's announced before the game.

Edit - I've just read that voting doesn't close until Monday, so bugger that.

No Wood til Leeds (not clear whether Dyche is prone to Cooperesque games). No Bakwa. No Zinchenko.

We are fucked.

That’s it

I would go 4 3 4 and move Gibbs White to the right. Jesus up front. Yates in for twatting.
0-0

The Pearcey approach with no goalkeeper. Like it.

Its the only way we will keep them out

Anyway, it’s still a home game against Manchester United - who we literally went 23 years without playing.

Even better, a Maguire own goal, so we could hit the magic result of a win with zero xG.

( I don’t really mind him but he is ex-Leicester.)

It's hard to see beyond any Forest win being anything other than a 1-0 heart-stopper. Still, I'll take that if it means winning our 4th league game in a row v United and pissing Bruno Fernandes off.

Dreamt last night that we were losing at half time. Marinakis pulled the players off and cancelled the game. Before the fans could leave the stadium he'd brought in the destruction team and the demolition of the City Ground began. All players with contracts of less than six years were allowed to terminate their agreements and sign elsewhere, leaving only MGW who had 6 years and 1 month left on his contract. This amused Marinakis when asked about it in interview. The rebuild of the City Ground was expected to complete within 18 months, and we would restart in League One with MGW and Edu's new team.

I think 1-0 to us, Murillo from his own half, is more likely.

Think I’ll have a mad fiver on this dream happening.

I think I'd like to know which cheese Jake eats before bedtime.