• 25 Sep 2023, 2:16 p.m.

    Norfolk, I totally concur that you are using the right governmental agency and I salute you. Now if we can just sort out these nicknames we will be square for the season.

    Chicago: Talking to admin.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 3:15 p.m.

    Squad numbers is a fine idea, but does it go far enough? What if I'm slightly dyslexic and confuse number 2 with number 22? Can you imagine the chaos? So alongside the name, the nickname, and the squad number, could you please also provide a small pen and ink sketch of each player, as they appear on the official site, or, using your imagination, how you think each player would look while in the throes of sexual ecstasy. That way there will be far less confusion. Many thanks.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 3:52 p.m.

    There at least has to be a reference chart, otherwise you are going on my paedo cardboad list.

    We are only trying to help you.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 4:41 p.m.

    I’m with Norfolk. Ingo you are just being plain daft.

    Chicago: Going back to Basics.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 5:06 p.m.

    I'm the sort of person that needs to think twice what my own name is. Remembering other randoms names (they come, they go) is never going to work.

    Don't let the bastards grind you down chic.

    That's my job.

    Making up names is entirely consistent with the values of the community, as is forgetting things, and getting things wrong. Doing stuff like changing the name of a thread to one of an existing thread in order to troll, is not. If it's because you lack self-esteem and judgement it is a more arguable case, but it still makes you look like a prick.

    Happy to provide guidance.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 5:38 p.m.

    Where does pretending you're not a convicted paedophile sit on the scale? Asking for a friend.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 5:39 p.m.

    Well I am glad you said that because I am going to Pm you about something that has been bothering me. It does actually require your input. Maybe you know already, maybe you don’t. Anyway I assume private threads is really Pm. Or am I missing something (which is likely…) this is for Tricky…

    Chicago: Getting on my short horse.

  • 25 Sep 2023, 5:57 p.m.

    As a connected aside, any way of notifying when a private thread has been replied to/sent to you etc?

  • 25 Sep 2023, 6:01 p.m.

    Yes, click your avatar in the top right and go to Notifications. You can also watch private threads once they've started.

  • 26 Sep 2023, 7:21 a.m.

    Friend?

  • 26 Sep 2023, 8:19 a.m.

    Thinking about this, most of the top teams' (Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal) shape against a set defence is 3-2-5 - they "invert" a full back to sit alongside a midfielder and put everyone else in attacking positions. I wasn't there but after the final subsitution our outfield players were: Montiel - Boly - Nikhate; Mangala - Dominguez; CHO - Origi - MGW - Wood - Elanga, so I suspect that was Cooper's intention. We just aren't very used to or good at playing against a set defence, especially of Man City's quality.

  • 26 Sep 2023, 10:19 a.m.

    Isn't that what people usually say when they are talking about themselves?

    The real question should be though where does fixating with a tedious conspiracy theory against another poster you have never met and are completely wrong about sit.

    And tricky I am sorry for renaming the two match threads the same name.

  • 26 Sep 2023, 11:44 a.m.

    Can you apologies to me as well please because that was my trick on the old board and ergo must be due some royalties?

    My motives were to annoy Tricky which makes me a childlike simpleton but this is common knowledge so no need to dwell on this.

  • 26 Sep 2023, 11:52 a.m.

    Soz

  • 26 Sep 2023, 12:21 p.m.

    Have this covered:

  • 26 Sep 2023, 8 p.m.

    I'm not good at subtlety. Are we saying that Ingo is a prick?

    If so, I reluctantly agree.

  • 26 Sep 2023, 8:17 p.m.

    I dont think thst needs to be put in a thread. Surely it's a given

  • 26 Sep 2023, 8:41 p.m.

    I think, to round up, Ingo is a prickly, Russ is Russ Brand, and I'm a troll.

  • 27 Sep 2023, 6:27 a.m.

    At least try and keep up, Ingo is a prick, Russ can't watch the Brentford game until Monday because someone has borrowed his booster seat and until there's evidence to the contrary Jamso is a nonce.

    To the Brentford thread, post haste, please.