Made up names

Omar Marmoush. Again.

Tom Tugendhat

Willum Willumsson

Nickname ‘the Billiez’.

German Bender

Journalist… www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/01/one-year-on-we-know-this-swedens-trade-unions-are-more-than-a-match-for-elon-musk

I’ve been on a German Bender or two…

Ooh er.

I've eaten a couple.

I'm trying to work out a gay retarded Hitler joke to offend everyone where the punchline is Germong Bender but the fact he was Austrian is causing me a right headache and I'm probably going to give up on the enterprise, sorry.

And just to make the it obvious, the fact I'm giving up is the only thing I'm apologising for.

This is all getting a bit Schinken und Hackfleisch.

The Middlesbrough goalscorers today sound like the lyrics to a 90s europop hit
Burgzorg
Latte Lath
Azaz
Burgzorg
Azaz

I think we've done Latte Lathe.

Sounds a bit American pornstar.

We = Sean and Mrs Sean?