JUST WIN! ( A Shady Unsafe space Match thread)

I liked that when the handbags concluded the camera went to Wood who was sat on the ball in their half looking bemused by it all.

So it's now in our hands, to some extent. Beat Chelsea next week and we are in Europa. Beat Chelsea and one of City, Villa or Newcastle (unless they beat Arsenal today) drop points, and we're in the CL.

Fun stat: that was our first league win at The London Stadium, meaning we have now won at 69 of the 92 current league grounds. Next season that will drop to 67 as Goodison and Brunton Park drop off the list, but we will have the ability to get to 70 with wins at the Emirates, the Etihad, and the new Everton ground.

And the third season in a row we've conceded in the last 5 minutes there.

Hopefully Jim allowed himself to enjoy the game and not spend too much time fretting about how much the players had 'fucked up' this season.

WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON !

Got into the ground at 12 and the bit we were in only had £15 burgers (no chips) so I've had about 6 pints on an empty stomach. Woohoo.

That's expensive mince.

Di the 6 pints cost more or less than £15?

Hierarchy of needs.

Our needs are that Shady eats something. Rather than getting shitfaced on an empty stomach on a sunny afternoon. He then tries arguing that “we’ve fucked it” is somehow better than “we’ve bottled it”

No arguing, just FACTS. Had a Korean Chicken Baguette from Greggs and a bottle of water so all looking much better now. Almost back to Sheff.

Opta have raised our champions league percentage to 29%. Strangely, our Europa league is only 16%. We’re surely more likely to finish 6th than top 5?

If we win, we're most likely Champs League
Lose or draw and most likely Conference, I guess.

We just won away at West Ham. Any other season we'd be lauding that as a fantastic achievement.

So no, we have not choked, bottled, or whatever.

We've fucked it. Do keep up.