JUST WIN! ( A Shady Unsafe space Match thread)

We might make it yet. Let's see what happens with the City game tomorrow.

Think, by far, our most likely route is if United wake up and get something at home to Villa. Whether that’s a bounce from winning the EL or a reaction to losing it.

Stop getting your hopes up. You’ll only come crashing down in an alcohol-induced explosion of petulance.

Yes I agree. The pundits seemed to be writing that game off, but United were decent in their last game, and I expect them to win the cup midweek, so they'll have a bit of confidence and hopefully want to 'sign off' with a win. I hope Amorin isn't one of these managers that let's them all go on a 3 day bender if they beat Spurs.

I thought Jim had decided already this group of players had 'fucked it' (but not 'bottled it'). Now, as we approach game week 38, he's suggesting that's not the case and they may actually be on the verge of something very special?

Out of interest, if Forest play like lions on Sunday but narrowly miss out, does that still constitute 'fucking it' or would we then move back to 'bottlers'?

Scooby Doo was less confused than me at the moment.

Have they announced Anthony Taylor as ref and Stuart Atwell as VAR for next Sunday yet?
Goodman, Neville and Carragher on commentary.

Fuck it - lets make it kids for a quid as well.

All this faux positivity needs some balance. We aren’t making CL. One point from Everton, Brentford and Leicester saw to that.

But we absolutely can beat Chelsea and nab the Europa Leahue spot.

I'm up for the end of days scenario. Death or glory. Championsandfriends league or a sinkhole opens up at full time to swallow Marinakis as he runs onto the pitch to argue with the air whilst the Trent End unfurls a tifo saying 'HAVE IT' or 'FUCKED IT' depending on the result.

Meanwhile I was thinking that Jim forever blowing bubbles at Wet Ham on 6 pints and an empty stomach is the stuff of RC MS Paint dreams, but he doesn't appear to have posted since Christmas. Anyone know if he's ok?

Yeah I miss RC. He would have railed against all this PC bollocks and written something way more offensive than I could have come up with.

I hope he is alright.

Chicago: sending out an APB

RC I beleive still lurks but had a fall out with the site security. He recently organised a rave, I'm not sure if Dave was there or not.

Doesn't sound like my sort of thing.

Yeah I am still having authenticator issues. It will kick me off at some point and then I will have to try random apps again that may or may not work. Still not sure how I got back in. Wifey doesn't either. Anyway, RC I will be with you in spirit!!!!

Chicago: Hopeless.

Is there a prize for correctly guessing which one?