JUST CHECK YOUR FCUKING EMAIL! (A match Thread)

Ah Palarse,
A club who has a good footballing side and a dozy cunt of an owner. From F.A. Cup glory to Eze despair. And thanks to the stupid London press we are apparently the bad guys. Yeah okay fucktards. All you had to do was reply to EUFA's requests for shady compliance and Bob's your Uncle but instead you got sharon at your ankles on a Rum and Heroin bender puking up over all your shiny things.

So, we have never lost to Palace in the Premier League but they are cross at us now even if it is a false narrative. The atmosphere will be spicy, possibly toxic. Forest will be the target because we rat fucked them out out European glory money and now their players are all leaving. Okay dokey....

So this game could very well be blood and thunder with the fans baying for blood or they could just be depressed. I am guessing the former as Glasner may look like my client Tom Wilson CEO of Allstate insurance (look him up) but i think he is a good manager.

They are difficult to break down. As are we...

it could be 0-0 but I am going for 1-1 with an Ando blaster as the Ginger Pirlo aka Geordie Maradona seems to be at the peak of his powers right now. Matetta will have a hell of a battle with the Sebinator so that probably means Sarr may pop up and slide one in (oo-er).

A win for us would be fucking terrific but I think it's likely to be a draw and some some very tasty tackles flying in.

I have no sympathy for Crystal Palace as a club biut I do think Doogie Freedman has done a good job with recruitment and the fans (the ones who aren't stupid cunts falling for the media narrative) are pretty decent.

Good team. Hitting the PSR financial big six bumper. Still dangerous.

GAME ON MUTHAFUCKAS!

Chicago: Elbows up (that one is for Russ...)

I'll take 0-0 and no broken ankles please.

Have they started the whole "if we were in Europa Eze would have stayed so it's Forest's fault we're losing him" narrative yet?

It doesn't seem like 5 minutes since our last trip to Thornton Heath Sainsbury's and we spent the last 15 minutes clinging on for dear life. I'm expecting a much fitter Forest on Sunday. Hopefully the loss of Eze just tips things in our favour.

No but Spurs have started the “if they weren’t in a Conference league play-off, we would have signed Eze yesterday so it’s Maranakis’ fault that Arsenal had time to gazump us”

I think Guehi might have gone by Sunday as well.
Yes, we are definitely a stronger side: not knackered and better subs on the bench.
Just want no injuries and no trouble…

Chic, you do realise that Dougie Freedman left Palace in March?

".....and we'd have got MGW as well if they hadn't grahsed up Palace to get into the Europa as, the SLAAAGS".

Probably.

I did not and i apologise.

Chicago: Factually incorrect.

I've read this half a dozen times and have no idea what the hell it means

Rubbish. We want EM in full rebel mode. Hopefully following our 4th goal he'll get thrown out of the directors box for clubbing their chairman with a giant wooden model of Norway, break free of security to nut Gary Neville, charge across the pitch flicking the v's at the Palace "Ultras" and then dive into the away end then send an official tweet of him biting the head off (of) a live eagle.

He might want to start hitting the salad now ahead of the running and the diving.

Poor decisions. If you do something correctly you would be easy street but since you didn't and continued to make mistakes it all goes horribly horribly wrong. i just condensed it into a worse case Saturday night where you think you are getting the fit bird you have been chasing but you end up fucking that up and it spirals into something really deeply ugly.

Besides it seemed funny to me. You clearly never lived as a yoof.

Chicago: Writing off the cuff.

Chicago: ChatGPT on meth

Do Palace?

I'm struggling with the grammar in the thread title. Sorry.