Julie Andrews And The Brentford Bum Lords! (A match thread)

Hand moved from behind his body, to outstretched, blocking the ball. The hand moved to the ball. I don't understand anymore.

Dando defensive weakness.

FTFM

THAT IS A GOAL!!!

What a beauty.

Hopefully VAR doesn’t fuck us.

Been quiet but lovely finish. Tremendous pass by Morgan.

2-0.

Fuck off Brentford.

Chicago. Buzzing.

What a header that was - and, my god, what a turn and ball in from Gibbs-White.

I've got Wood but I'm not a sex pest

Fuck me. Elliot Anderson - unbelievable.

Pre-season what?

Well clearly that means nothing.

Chicago: Feeling groovy.

Excellent.

You can all thank me for putting a fiver on a 0-0.

So who is this Sangare bloke? He’s actually running with speed. And tackling with power and pressing. I am dizzy.

I cannot see Luiz making it into the side currently.

Anderson and MGW running the show. What a midfield.

Antony who? Danny Boy didnt havw the best of halves but a lovely header.

Brentford are a bag of spanners in the first half. Hopefully we continue to attack and then give Jesus and Taiwo a shot at glory.

Chicago: Going for broke.

Well, fuck me with a large one. Did not see that level of flair coming. What a superb midfield we have. Loving Sangare. But that pass from Anderson. Spraying my load like Sangare sprays the ball.

I feel sick at that image and yet….

Chicago: Aroused.

Aina looks like he’s having the time of his life.

I see Bentford get a penalty but we don’t.

Bloody spaffing bollocks.

Boo!

Chicago: Mardy.

Boo! No goals in the second half.

Nuno out!

Chicago: Cheated.

Absolutely fuck that ref for not allowing Murillo to have a pop.