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Julie Andrews And The Brentford Bum Lords! (A match thread)

chicago
14 Aug 2025
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    Brid
    Squad 594 posts
    15 Aug 2025, 1:14 p.m. 15 Aug 2025, 1:14 p.m.
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    @Loafer has written:
    @JimShady has written:

    McAtee signed in time, but has the shits, so has ruled himself out.

    Hutchinson is being driven to Nottm by tractor as we speak. Will arrive tomorrow. Not in time to play on Sunday unfortunately.

    Did you see that on Sky Sports News?

    Was Harry Rednapp driving the tractor?

    [Not quite sure why I’m meant to be annoyed by Chic’s original rant, but who cares?]

    1-1, followed by predictable wrist-slashing from our fan base. A Sangaré mazy dribble & thunderbastard combo for us. Jordan bloody Henderson for them, obvs.

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    Simon
    Squad 6580 posts
    15 Aug 2025, 3:36 p.m. 15 Aug 2025, 3:36 p.m.
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    Please get out a desk and get Hutchinson, Kalimuendo and McAtee to sign on the pitch at half time. When was the last time anyone did that?

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    RC
    Squad 1510 posts
    15 Aug 2025, 3:41 p.m. 15 Aug 2025, 3:41 p.m.
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    I really hope Brentford get relegated.

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    Andyp
    Squad 148 posts
    15 Aug 2025, 3:57 p.m. 15 Aug 2025, 3:57 p.m.
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    I see the Bees scored twice (2) in their last pre-season game vs Borussia Mönchengladbach. They are obviously way off the pace and have no idea what's going to hit them in our glorious 0-0 win on Sunday.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    16 Aug 2025, 3:13 a.m. 16 Aug 2025, 3:13 a.m.
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    @Lessred has written:
    @JimShady has written:

    McAtee signed in time, but has the shits, so has ruled himself out.

    Hutchinson is being driven to Nottm by tractor as we speak. Will arrive tomorrow. Not in time to play on Sunday unfortunately.

    What make of Tractor? I hope MF

    Right colour, wrong brand. Case are for winners.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 10:14 a.m. 17 Aug 2025, 10:14 a.m.
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    .....

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 10:20 a.m. 17 Aug 2025, 10:20 a.m.
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    This feels like an afternoon of frustration ahead - both for Forest as they try to break Brentford down and for me trying to watch the game on my phone from the back seat of my sister's car as we head back up the M5 from Taunton.
    First goal wins, if there is one.

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2425 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 10:31 a.m. 17 Aug 2025, 10:31 a.m.
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    In proper Star Wars style, I've got a bad feeling about this

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    Jake
    Squad 1818 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 1 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 1 p.m.
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    Dando in for Elanga, Sangare partners Anderson in midfield. Otherwise last season's first 11.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 1:11 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 1:11 p.m.
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    @Dave_Rave has written:

    This feels like an afternoon of frustration ahead - both for Forest as they try to break Brentford down and for me trying to watch the game on my phone from the back seat of my sister's car as we head back up the M5 from Taunton.
    First goal wins, if there is one.

    Got an earlier shuttle that would have got us back in our fantastic country just in time for kick off but due to some useless French train directing bastard I'm now going to miss at least the first 15 minutes.

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    Seven
    Squad 1459 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 1:27 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 1:27 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:
    @Dave_Rave has written:

    This feels like an afternoon of frustration ahead - both for Forest as they try to break Brentford down and for me trying to watch the game on my phone from the back seat of my sister's car as we head back up the M5 from Taunton.
    First goal wins, if there is one.

    Got an earlier shuttle that would have got us back in our fantastic country just in time for kick off but due to some useless French train directing bastard I'm now going to miss at least the first 15 minutes.

    I hope you aren’t expecting a Madri when you arrive. Cruzcampo or Amstel now.

    (Better IMO).

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    chicago
    Squad 2552 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 2:08 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 2:08 p.m.
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    Wooty bollocks!!!!

    Never in question.

    Chicago: Booming.

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 750 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 2:20 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 2:20 p.m.
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    Sangare playing some great passes.

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    tricky
    Board 7318 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 2:22 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 2:22 p.m.
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    We've absolutely run the fuck over these for the first twenty. MGW first touch and vision unbelievable.

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    chicago
    Squad 2552 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 2:37 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 2:37 p.m.
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    I see VAR is doing its job but not saying that the bloke reaching out for the ball was not a handball. What a load of bollocks.

    Prutts says it’s handball. I agree. Fuck off Premier League.

    Chicago: Alreadu outraged.

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    Jake
    Squad 1818 posts
    17 Aug 2025, 2:39 p.m. 17 Aug 2025, 2:39 p.m.
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    Hand moved from behind his body, to outstretched, blocking the ball. The hand moved to the ball. I don't understand anymore.

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