Written in the style of RC
It's Banter 'innit!
Look no-one likes bentford. They are annoying. I could have titled this "Frankly my Dear I don't give a Damn". Since Thomas fucked off to be obnoxious at the Spuds, but we should get with modern times (The thread title suggests otherwise.) and recognise the genius that is Keith Andrews. He is coming to the WFCG with a team shorn of talent and Jordan Henderson. i would be shocked if they didn't low block the shit out of us. It's up to us and Jesus to create something.
I AM FULLY AWARE THE GAME IS ON SUNDAY BUT IT'S THE NEW SEASON AND YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED SO I AM BLOWING MY PANTS EARLY! (that bit is for Jim 7).
To aggravate Brid, we fucked it against Brentford and Fester at the tail end of the season. Hopefully we have learned a thing or two. Although pre-season seemed to suggest we like clean sheets and not much else. It could be Taiwo's last stand as rumours suggest we are bringing in forwards... Maybe he will bundle one off his arse.
I suspect there will be a nil in the final score. I hope it is not 0-0 and since Wissa might not be playing because he is being a mardy git that helps us a bit.
I go with us winning 1-0 with CHO creating a moment of magic thanks to MOM Elliot Anderson.
One can dream. It might very well be a really long season but doing better than the last time we played them is always optimal.
Wood is in my fantasy team but if he plays with Jesus we might have a frustrating time, so hence my prediction above.
New Season. New Dreams. No relegation. European glory. Yay!
Let's go smush some Tushies!
Chicago: Once more into the breach,
