January Transfer Window 2025

Dirty, and not in a good way.

Never excusing sharing a foxshagging clip on here, no matter the player.
And this header is much better, despite what Simon misguidedly claims...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzhPcwi1rvA

Fair play. Useless fucker never did anything like that for us.

Anyway, seems like Wood has agreed a two year extension and we want to buy Cunha and/or some Spanish winger with a £51m release clause.

Cunha? Shitting hell. Surely not.

He seems to be a total cunt. I'm not keen.

Really fucking talented cunt though. Be surprised if Wolves were willing to sell him in this window.

I thought he was supposed off to Arsenal.

If we're genuinely in for him as well, it seems really are competing.

Why's that? Same birthday as me, so clearly a good sort horoscopically.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cm21588mlgjo.amp

Plus the glasses thing.

Plus just general vibe.

'Total cunt' can, of course, be a good trait in a professional footballer in terms of perhaps providing that extra couple of per cent to make a good player an exceptional one. That said, I take your wider point.

I think we're in the rather unusual position at present of having a Premier League squad of seemingly very decent human beings. This obviously makes their success this season even more enjoyable to witness, but is almost certainly unsustainable.

The owner will want to go hard now at the transfer market, you feel, to try to maximise the situation his club suddenly finds itself in. It's a virtual certainly that as he gets more excited, so increases the likelihood of 'total cunts' appearing in the squad. The impact of that is unknown - will either take us to another level or torpedo everything that Cooper and Nuno have built across three years. Nowt we can do but sit and watch it unfold.

I'd look at this more as going for players who are bit broken (for whatever reason) and are underperforming/unwanted as being our MO, from a VFM angle it's been good business. Aside from The Lingard Experiment.

Agreed, but if the owner wants to attain that 'next level', the club will have to change direction and start shopping in the designer stores. It's an inevitable truth that the cunt quotient increases in those places.

We'd be getting a bit ahead of ourselves, a decent clanger would fuck us up.

Would be crazy to sell their best player, given their current league position. It's not like they are going to be able to sign 2 or 3 who are guaranteed to improve their team.