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It's time to Cripple Palace...

Dave_Rave
30 Jan 2026
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    Mangetout
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    30 Jan 2026, 11:42 p.m. 30 Jan 2026, 11:42 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:

    I'm just supporting Rave while he's on a run. As soon as he loses, it's over.

    He'll be out for the season with a knee injury

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    chicago
    Squad 2668 posts
    30 Jan 2026, 11:53 p.m. 30 Jan 2026, 11:53 p.m.
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    Oh for Fuck's sake, even though I delivered the stonking 3-0. mauling of Liverpool. The opening day victory overr Brentford and of course the Spuds twatting, even I know when the tide is turning and Rave being the Old Gunnar super sub being on a roll you don't jump in and claim credit Ingo you giant fucking Numpty.

    Only Rave can pull us up from our depression and do it properly. you may have fucked it. He may still have mojo left. Only Sunday will tell.

    Wharton and Mateta are out. This has all the makings of a trap game. A Double thread doesn't help. Might have to go full on triple threat to save it.

    Chicago: Keeping his gun in his holster.

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    Russ
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    31 Jan 2026, 12:17 a.m. 31 Jan 2026, 12:17 a.m.
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    We double threaded for Rave's first win. Ingo is playing his part.

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    chicago
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    31 Jan 2026, 12:24 a.m. 31 Jan 2026, 12:24 a.m.
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    No we didn't. Guru was complaining that there wasn't a thread because Ingo was meant to do it but he turned into a giant pussy and Dave posted one because he was brave. Ingo had nothing to do with it you drunken drugged out Cannuck. Also, you might want to get ready to fight because there are stories that could old orange numpty and his boys are talking to some right wing racist Canadians in the hope that your country would be destabilized. Steve Parish and John Textor are behind all this. Get your head in the game. There is good beer and maple syrup with a lashing of a Nottingham bound Jean Phillip Mateta to contend with. (that fucker is not going to Milan, but either way he isn't playing for them this weekend..).

    Chicago: Firing up the masses. (or mass..)

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    Dave_Rave
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    31 Jan 2026, 8:56 a.m. 31 Jan 2026, 8:56 a.m.
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    @Mangetout has written:
    @Simon has written:

    I'm just supporting Rave while he's on a run. As soon as he loses, it's over.

    He'll be out for the season with a knee injury

    Actually I think I'm more Kalimuendo in this scenario - arrived as a bit of a punt, no - PUNT - did ok, garnered some support but didn't win the trust of the hierarchy before finding some success taking the piss against some farmers

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    Andyp
    Squad 212 posts
    31 Jan 2026, 9:30 a.m. 31 Jan 2026, 9:30 a.m.
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    Back to the football. I'm intrigued to see what the team will be. McAtee and Ndoye were excellent on Thurs eve. will either keep there place or will CHO and Hutchinson come in. I would favour a more attacking formation than the one employed against Arsenal and Brentford.

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    pantzcat
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    31 Jan 2026, 11:28 a.m. 31 Jan 2026, 11:28 a.m.
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    @Andyp has written:

    Back to the football. I'm intrigued to see what the team will be. McAtee and Ndoye were excellent on Thurs eve. will either keep there place or will CHO and Hutchinson come in. I would favour a more attacking formation than the one employed against Arsenal and Brentford.

    It will be the same team that started against Brentford, he never changes a winning team in EPL

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    JimShady
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:19 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:19 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:

    So, if we are 8 points clear on Sunday night , which bookmakers think is the most likely outcome, will the worryworts among us accept we stand an outside chance of staying up?

    Dunno about you guys but I'm feeling much better right now

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    Guru
    Squad 1474 posts
    31 Jan 2026, 6:24 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:24 p.m.
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    Just horrendous complacency. Right now, the best we can hope for is 5 clear….West Ham looking very good vs Chelsea.

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    Simon
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:24 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:24 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:
    @Simon has written:

    So, if we are 8 points clear on Sunday night , which bookmakers think is the most likely outcome, will the worryworts among us accept we stand an outside chance of staying up?

    Dunno about you guys but I'm feeling much better right now

    We’re in a relegation battle, we need wins and it feels like the total is going to be high. But we are very capable of getting out of trouble. It’s the defeatist attitude that we’re as good as down I have a problem with.

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    Guru
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:30 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:30 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:
    @JimShady has written:
    @Simon has written:

    So, if we are 8 points clear on Sunday night , which bookmakers think is the most likely outcome, will the worryworts among us accept we stand an outside chance of staying up?

    Dunno about you guys but I'm feeling much better right now

    We’re in a relegation battle, we need wins and it feels like the total is going to be high. But we are very capable of getting out of trouble. It’s the defeatist attitude that we’re as good as down I have a problem with.

    Of course we are. It’s the complacency that we will definitely beat a weakened Palace that I have a problem with. Every time we’ve been expecting to win this season, we have fucked it up. Losing to Fulham allowed them to sprint away, same for Everton. (And Braga).

    (Puts index fingers on temples)

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    Simon
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:34 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:34 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:

    Of course we are. It’s the complacency that we will definitely beat a weakened Palace that I have a problem with. Every time we’ve been expecting to win this season, we have fucked it up. Losing to Fulham allowed them to sprint away, same for Everton. (And Braga).

    (Puts index fingers on temples)

    I don’t think I was being complacent, just musing about probabilities. Besides, even if I was, it doesn’t matter a damn. I’m not even going to the game, let alone playing in it.

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    Dave_Rave
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:45 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:45 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:
    @Simon has written:

    So, if we are 8 points clear on Sunday night , which bookmakers think is the most likely outcome, will the worryworts among us accept we stand an outside chance of staying up?

    Dunno about you guys but I'm feeling much better right now

    Glad to hear it. Unlike your sitcom co-star who appears to be having a mini breakdown. In fact I seem to have temporarily replaced you in the show. Not sure what it's called now, but given I used to be regularly compared to a certain lad who advertised white chocolate bars I guess it's Gammon and Milky for the time being.

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    Ingo
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:52 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:52 p.m.
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    Did the Milky Bar kid ever get another job after the advert?

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    Dave_Rave
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:57 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:57 p.m.
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    Yes, I worked backstage for years.

    What?

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    Dave_Rave
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    31 Jan 2026, 6:58 p.m. 31 Jan 2026, 6:58 p.m.
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    Alternatively:
    www.facebook.com/djbillydanielbunter/posts/the-full-list-of-the-milky-bar-kids-from-1961-to-2009-and-what-they-do-now-terry/1142702087219570/

    Daniel Light's entry is particularly wonderful.

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